*One day when [[Zora Salazar]] joined her mother and her father were digging, they found a golden box. [[Banzai Blasters]], however, stole the box, and then shot her parents till they died. Leaving her an orphan she grew up in the woods, alone and learned to be a marksman. She would use those skills to be a gun for hire.<ref name="GaCow">[[Great at Cowboy]]</ref><ref group="Note">10 is seemingly the latest a girl can be considered little. At least, that is seemingly the consensus online</ref>
*One day when [[Zora Salazar]] joined her mother and her father were digging, they found a golden box. [[Banzai Blasters]], however, stole the box, and then shot her parents till they died. Leaving her an orphan she grew up in the woods, alone and learned to be a marksman. She would use those skills to be a gun for hire.<ref name="GaCow">[[Great at Cowboy]]</ref><ref group="Note">10 is seemingly the least a girl can be considered little. At least, that is seemingly the consensus online</ref>
*[[Redwood Run]]'s well drys ups. - 20 old years
==2002==
==2002==
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Note: None of this should be taken as canon. Most of these dates have a wide margin error and we've never been given a year. This also assumes the calendrer works the same as the modern real world one.
Unknown Time
July
4th
Howdy Morning is born[1], his birthplace would become unknown by everyone[2], being experimented on the government, and his tavern would be built around him.[3]
A Long Unknown Time ago
Sometime after its establishment, Australia fell into conflict with the territorial Island Country. After the Islanders attacked an Australian city, the Australians countered, utilizing dinosaurs as weapons. After the unprepared Islanders fled the city and began firing at it from their ships, the Australians began attacking them on shark-back.[4]
At some point Island Country also got into a war Taiga Country.[5]
1595
Songstress is born, becoming powerful before being defeated by the Pheonica Fleecity I by sealing her away with a set number of magical girls. They would monitor her power levels, and the Fleecity family would be paid by all of the countries for their work. They would lead to them raging war every couple generations. [6][Note 1]
An inscribed thief with the epithet "Copycat" feared he would eventually lose the ability to replicate and steal other people's epithets to old age. He forged the Arsene Amulet to retain his powers and imbued his epithet into it.[8][9]
Mera Salamin is born[24] in an island between Desert Country and Taiga Country owned by Taiga Country.[12] her parents would spend half their fortune looking for a "cure" for illness, but it was in fact her the epithet, Fragile.[25]
One day when Zora Salazar joined her mother and her father were digging, they found a golden box. Banzai Blasters, however, stole the box, and then shot her parents till they died. Leaving her an orphan she grew up in the woods, alone and learned to be a marksman. She would use those skills to be a gun for hire.[14][Note 9]
She then killed an entire gang and making them scared by making physics “look askance,” taking a little longer to track down and kill the last one.[30][Note 10]
Bellatrix Roughhouse is born[35] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country[12] She would become known as Trixie Roughhouse.
2010
Her next client wants her to track down their former friend’s killer, and get revenge. Zora notes that she thinks it’s “cute” she still has room on her watch that she uses to mark each of her kills.[30][Note 10]
Mera Salamin wants to go outside and play in the snow, but her father won't let her. She watches other kids play as her epithet slowly breaks the glass.[36][Note 12]
The Bliss Ocean Leader approaches Zora Salazar and told her, "Your gun's misguided". After a one sided fight she realized she had found someone on her level, joining Bliss Ocean. Now she has a reason for her fighting.[14][Note 14]
(A few months after the fire): [Lorelai meets up with her old friends and go watch the Beetlejuice Musical, going back through the motions when she got home, unable to go with the ending][45]
October 31 (Halloween): Rex Roughhouse went as a recycle can with Trixie as a trash can. She got more candy than him, noting the commentary on the environment.[10]
Molly does not go to school. Lorelai goes to school.[20]
Wednesday
Molly goes to school. Lorelai does not goes to school.[20]
Giovanni's Banzai Group formulates a plan to rob the museum of cool artifacts. With them having to break in earlier due to Ben's Mom not being able to drive him/them as well as Car Crash having to crash his last 4 cars.[47][Note 23]
Thursday
Molly does not go to school. Lorelai goes to school.[20]
Friday:
Molly does go to school, being handed worksheets for the upcoming Field Trip.[Note 24] Lorelai does not goes to school.[20]
[Mera asks who has an epithet, Martin points out Molly, but Mera doesn't understand what she means by Dumb][47]Molly tells Mera her Epithet is ACTUALLY dumb.
[Mera goes back to asking the class, before a kid can speak up, Indus speaks up and shows off his Epithet Barrier][47]
[Martin tells Molly that she would be working tonight][47]
[Indus shares info about the Arsene Amulet, before accidently smashing a box full of artifacts that the kids fight over. Mera joins to try and stop them and Martin joins to try and steal some of them.][47]
[Molly gets overloaded and walks away, she accidently bumps into Sylvester Ashling, his Werid Dandruff drops on her and she falls asleep.][47]Stink shows off is his stolen cursed sword to Stonk.
4PM: [Field Trip ends, Stink and Stonk talk about his sword, Martin forgets Molly, Mera tells anyone who's left to get out.][47]
4:04 PM-6:67 PM: Mera and Indus clean up the Museum.[47]
Museum Incident
7PoPCh72 PM-7PoPCh89 PM: Sylvie walks through the Museum's opening room."Dad?"
[Molly walks around the museum and looks for anyone][47]
8:03 PM-8:29 PM: [Molly goes to call the police but Giovanni busts in][47]
On the walk home Giovanni explained he wanted to quit the Banzai Blasters, as Car Crash failed to talk him out of it. Giovanni announced his retirement through group chat to the rest of the blasters. He used a gif of a popular actress flipping off the camera, and saying "I'm out BitchEs", Dark Star reacted with a gif of a cartoon dog's jaw hitting the floor, the rest of the minions protested profusely, after all, that had successfully completed a heist, even if they lost the treasure. And Giovanni is wanted man now.[50]
Thursday[Note 28]: [Instead of doing the dishes Lorelai Blyndeff spends time in her Dream Bubbles, not giving Molly enough time to finish homework and make dinner.][55][44]
Friday: [No Homework Fallout/Break Down.][53] [Molly vents to her friends][44]
[Wolf attempts to mug Phoenica Fleecity XV, Molly Blyndeff finds her, Trixie scares Wolf off.][20]
4PM: [Giovanni has a meeting with the boys where he explains he is quitting the Banzai Blasters, making his own group, and doing a top secret mission in a week and][50]
[Trixie, Molly, and Feenie go looking for Nudibranchs and find Rick Shades. After chatting and Feenie befriending him, e collasped after eating lip balm.][53]
November 6: Trixie Roughhouse is born to her Izzy Roughhouse. And, over the course of the next twelve years, become known as the "Bubblegum Renegade" with rumors spreading of their exploits.[35][Note 30]
Phoenica Fleecity approaches them and asks if they want to play with her on the playground.[69] They say no, warning her through song[69][70] about how that playground is Bubblegum Renegade's territory and they are dangerous.[69]
Phoenica Fleecity, decides to go home, Molly runs up to her, warning her that walking home from the Malt Shop is dangerous at this time of day.[69]
instead of going home, she stops be the playground and plays but gets stuck in the jungle gym.[69]
The Bubblegum Renegade finds her and helps her out, Phoenica now realizing they were wrong about them.[69]
Phoenica asked for a playdate but Trixie said their mother would be worried if they weren't home by six, and they love their mother.[69]
↑It is assumed that "the week around Halloween" mean the 3 days before and after, making it a full week. It being even bigger could conflict with Molly's 12th birthday
↑ 1.01.11.21.31.4Every 3 generations, every 86 years, Additionally we know from Prison of Plastic, Chapter 6: As the Crow Flies that XIV was supposed to be the one to fight her. There are a few different ways to do this but let's go with:
I - 1678
IV - 1765
VIII - 1850
XI - 1936
↑It is stated to be 250-300 years. Therefore, the middle ground of 275 is most likely
↑Spooker Seekers is clearly a parallel of Scooby-Doo which first aired on September 3, 1964.
↑ 5.05.15.25.35.4Usually the earliest healthy age to have a kid is 18
↑ 6.06.1(Under the assumption rules are the same as the United States of America) The minimal age to be president is 35. Additionally the last election year is 2016. So she was elected in 2016, meaning 35 years before, 1989 she was born.
↑It says "thirty-plus" years ago, just thirty barely manages fit under cell phones.
↑(Probably needs to be readjusted based on further research) In real world history mobile cell phones were invented in 1992, although what exactly "before-cell-phones-times" means is unclear.
↑10 is seemingly the least a girl can be considered little. At least, that is seemingly the consensus online
↑ 10.010.110.2(Needs rewrite)This song has 3 parts. All these must happen while she is a hired gun, so between her parents dying (1998) and her joining Bliss Ocean (2011). spacing these out evenly across these 3 years that would be: 2001, 2004, 2007. (decided to place the extra year at the end to space Zora's events out more)
↑ 11.011.111.211.311.411.5The Banzai Blasters are said to be for "Teens needing a purpose"[Citation Needed] and as they are adults, that leaves 13-17. [Citation Needed]. It can also be deduced that they are likely not 13-14 due to needing to be somewhat close to Giovanni's age to be similar to size. Leaving 15-17.
↑She looks about 12. 26-12=14. 14 year prior then. Additionally we know it is snowing in this scene and while Taiga Country does have long Winters she grew up on a island, a place with a warmer climate. So therefore it is safe to assume it is winter. The middle point of her 12th winter is February 3, 2010
↑Most children can't handle having a pet till 5, it is unlikely that he had access to one while in the Colosseum. Middle date between December 5, 2007 and December 5, 2014 is June 5, 2011
↑This event has to happen sometime between Modern and her being 10. (2019-1998)/2+1998= Middle Date: 2008
↑The age is a 1 digit number. so 0-9, middle date: 2014
↑Since this has to happen when they are all 10, it has to happen after Molly and Trixie's birthday. Therefore the middle point of November 6 and December 31 is December 3.
Additionally this fits with Molly only taking a day off on her 12th birthday, since she did not know them on the 11th.
↑Due to Mera calling the entire presentations about epithets, "So basic it is insulting", this can be assumed to have known for a while, probably at least a year
↑This date has to happen between present day of Chapter 2: Vincent Murder (August 1 till the exact August date is determined) and the Neo Trio meeting. (See other note)
↑ 19.019.1Molly's 12th birthday is October 25 and Lorelai is described as "Spending all weekend" preparing for it. This birthday happens the year before the present one. It says Molly had to stay home from school, meaning it must be a school day. It makes most sense for Lorelai to spend the weekend right before preparing as otherwise it would mean she was just saying home doing nothing. Also Prison of Plastic was written mostly in May 2021. Prison of Plastic - CAST LIVESTREAM!
2021 places it on Monday. (And the last time before this was 2010). Jello probably did expect it to come out in 2022, and therefore could have intentionally placed Molly's birthday, or otherwise looked at the calender when determining Molly's Birthday.
↑ 20.020.120.220.3"four straight days" is never specified when this occurs but is most likely to happen right before Halloween.
↑(Should be adjusted when day is determined) In "The Doctor is In" it is stated that Mera had done a few months of planning. August - 3 months is May.
↑In Prison of Plastic it is stated that winter despite it being "still August". In "Redwood Run" it is commented on by Persy that Car Crash's crashing his car again "makes fives times this month". Furthermore, it makes more sense for Molly to be in school in August than in July. Finally the timeline of winter starting fits more in end of August than early August. Additionally in Chapter 13, it says "just enough breeze to make August feel like September", implying it is not actually too close to late August. Additionally Car Crash crashing four times in one month is more plausible the more days in it is.
(not finished, probably should be moved to the next week)
Based on this, the somewhat into the latter half of the month week of 18 (Sunday) to 24 (Saturday) for Prison of Plastic. This would place the following events as:
Giovanni is promoted - 5
Museum Incident - 12
Redwood Run - 14
Prison of Plastic - 20
The Next Morning - 21
↑Must happen between Giovanni's promotion and their break in
↑ 24.024.1It is unclear when Molly doing the worksheets for the field trip and talking to her Dad happened. Although since the field trip was on Monday, it would make sense for her to get the info on Friday and deal with it the same night. Especially considering we know she ran the store on Saturday and Sunday.
↑Mera Salamin says she is booked for two hours, and Molly Blyndeff says it is supposed to end at 4, and the camera scene shows them leaving at four
↑We can see in Ramsey's curtains that the lighting is similar to that at the end of Episode 4, Additionally we know this has to happen after the Museum Arc, and two days prior to Wednesday, therefore late night Monday, Early morning Tuesday makes the most sense.
↑Based off the statement "a few days later", meaning 3, and the fact that she near immediately got punished, it makes most sense for Molly to being working the store and for Lorelai to have gone to school (giving more reason for her to want to escape into Dream Bubbles as well).
↑This can go at any point Giovanni is alive, but with when it's released it implies it happens after Season 1. Therefore it would happen before PoP. So the middle date between the two would be ideal.
↑ 30.030.130.2Events in the Bumbblegum Renegade Universe is assumed to happen at the same relative time as the main timeline.
