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| | {{DISPLAYTITLE:''Epithet Erased''}} |
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| | {{Show|image1 = Epithet Erased.PNG |
| | |created_by = [[Brendan Blaber]] |
| | |aired = [[Brendan Blaber]] |
| | |written_by = [[Brendan Blaber]] |
| | |original_run = 2019 |
| | |starring = *[[Dani Chambers]] |
| | *[[Kyle Igneczi]] |
| | *[[Lindsay Sheppard]] |
| | *[[Anthony Sardinha]] |
| | *[[Zack Maher]] |
| | *[[Sandra Espinoza]] |
| | *[[William T. Sopp]] |
| | *[[Dawn M Bennett]] |
| | *[[Cyrus Rodas]] |
| | |produced_by = [[Tom Laflin]] |
| | |genre = ensemble comedy/adventure}} |
| | '''''Epithet Erased '''''(sometimes referred to as just '''''Epithet''''' or '''''Epithet: Erased''''') is an ensemble comedy/adventure cartoon series created in partnership between [[VRV]] and [[Brendan Blaber]], creator of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHACfIDFF66rhd6lplzOG_5oOs-ugb8gd So This is Basically...]'' and ''[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHACfIDFF66oWm2Z_f-EqRrVtdZ6l1dOY Welcome to...]'' series under the username JelloApocalypse. The show is a loose adaptation of Brendan's Roll20 Tabletop RPG campaign ''[[Anime Campaign]]'', it's produced in a Limited Animation style similar to Brendan's aforementioned web-series—excluding a few fully-animated sequences such as the opening, which are produced by Powerhouse Animation Studios—with numerous RPG elements stylistically sprinkled in. |
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| | The series is stated to be broken up into multiple story arcs, each spotlighting different members of its gradually increasing cast while tying into a larger plot. The first episode premiered on [[VRV]] on November 8, 2019, with subsequent episodes premiering every Friday. Episodes were also made available on Brendan's [https://www.youtube.com/@JelloApocalypse YouTube channel: ''JelloApocalypse''] two weeks after their premiere on VRV. VRV and [https://www.crunchyroll.com/ Crunchyroll] merged on May 8, 2023 and Epithet Erased was not included in their new library, leaving ''JelloApocalypse'' the only place to watch the series. |
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Epithet Erased Script '''</p>
| | A [[Epithet Erased Franchise|Franchise]] would spawn from this series, from [[Episode Commentary Tracks]], several [[:Category:Songs|songs]], and [[:Category:Comic Dubs|Comic Dubs]], among other things to it's sequel [[Epithet Erased Novels|novels]], starting with [[Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic]], which was funded via [[Prison of Plastic/Kickstarter|Kickstarter]]. [[Season 1]] is also being [[EP 1-4 Novelization|adapted in]][[EP 5-7 Novelization|to novels]]. |
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| | ==Synopsis== |
| | ===[[Season 1]]=== |
| | In the world of [[Sweet Jazz City]] a lucky few are born with powers attached to their very souls known as "[[Epithet|Epithets]]". An Epithet stems from a single word that can grant its user any kind of power. Words like "Fire", "[[Arnold Markdown|Coupon]]", ...or "[[Giovanni Potage|Soup]]". A magical artifact known as the "[[Arsene Amulet]]" is rumored to be able to steal an epithet from a person, and they say it’s hidden somewhere in the [[Sweet Jazz City Museum|Sweet Jazz Museum]]... Suddenly, [[Banzai Blasters|thieves]] burst down the doors in the middle of the night! Inscribed warriors do battle in the dark of the abandoned exhibits! Dinosaur bones come toppling to the floor! And a little girl named [[Molly Blyndeff|Molly]] is stuck in the middle of it all. Will her epithet, "Dumb," be enough to save her? Or will her epithet be... erased? |
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| | ==Voice Cast== |
| | ''See also: [[Epithet Erased/Full Credits]]'' |
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| | ===Main=== |
| | *[[Dani Chambers]] as [[Molly Blyndeff]] |
| | *[[Kyle Igneczi]] as [[Giovanni Potage]] |
| | *[[Lindsay Sheppard]] as [[Mera Salamin]] |
| | *[[Anthony Sardinha]] as [[Indus Tarbella]] |
| | *[[Zack Maher]] as [[Sylvester Ashling]] |
| | *[[Sandra Espinoza]] as [[Percival King]] |
| | *[[William T. Sopp]] as [[Ramsey Murdoch]] |
| | *[[Dawn M. Bennett]] as [[Zora Salazar]] |
| | *[[Cyrus Rodas]] as [[Dr. Beefton]] |
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Season 1'''</p>
| | ===Supporting=== |
| | *[[Jay Preston]] as [[Martin Blyndeff]] |
| | *[[Marissa Lenti]] as [[Stink]] |
| | *[[Wyatt Baker]] as [[Car Crash]] |
| | *[[Caleb Yen]] as [[Flamethrower]] and [[Crusher]] |
| | *[[Brendan Blaber]] as [[Ben]] |
| | *[[Meg McClain]] as [[Spike]] |
| | *[[Cyrus Rodas]] as [[Dark Star]] |
| | *[[Sarah Wiedenheft]] as [[Yoomtah]] |
| | *[[Oliver Tull]] as [[Arnold Markdown]] |
| | *[[Heath Morrow]] as [[Bugsy Pugsler]] |
| | *Ari Ross as [[Gorou Shimizaki]] |
| | *[[Jordan Dash Cruz]] as [[Howdy Morning|Bartender]] |
| | *[[Justice Washington]] as [[Howie Honeyglow]] |
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| | ==Episodes== |
| | {{Main|Episode Guide}} |
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| | ==Novels== |
| | {{Main|Epithet Erased Novels}} |
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| | The [[Epithet Erased Novels]] are a series of novels adapting and continuing the story of ''Epithet Erased''. So far, the only one to be released is [[Prison of Plastic]], a sequel novel to the series. There's also the planned adaptations of the first season. |
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Episode 1: Quiet in the Museum!'''</p>
| | ==Development== |
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| | ===Concept and Creation=== |
| | The concept of the series began with [[Brendan Blaber]]'s Roll20 Tabletop RPG campaign ''[[Anime Campaign]]'', and since he liked the concept of [[epithets]] and many other elements and characters, it inspired him to make ''Epithet Erased'', carrying over much of what made the series great and cutting what didn't. |
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| | ===Production=== |
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| | [[Brendan Blaber]] began drafting the script for Epithet Erased as early as Fall 2018, and pitched it to [[VRV]] in October of the same year. Official production is estimated to have begun in approximately March 2019. May 29, 2019, was the deadline for auditions from local and worldwide voice actors.<ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/epithet-erased-75333895 Epithet Erased - Original Audition Packet! (S1 + PoP)] </ref> The series was developed and produced at [[Sound Cadence Studios]] and [[Powerhouse Animation]] up until the airing of [[Winner Take All|episode 7]] on VRV, on December 20th, 2019. |
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| | ==Trivia== |
| | *While the series was in production, [[Brendan Blaber]] referred to the series by the pseudonym "Sugar Cookie Jazz," as he was unable to reveal the actual name due to being under a non-disclosure agreement. <ref>[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/185193111277/i-am-so-hyped-for-sugar-cookie-jazz-itll-be-so JelloApocalypse on tumblr - May 27, 2019]</ref> |
| | **The earliest public mention of the series using this name was in a post on Brendan's social media advertising for show artists to be hired. <ref>[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/185160557172/calling-all-artists-illustrators-and-character CALLING ALL ARTISTS, ILLUSTRATORS, AND CHARACTER DESIGNERS! - May 26, 2019 - JelloApocalypse on Tumblr]</ref> |
| | *There is a possibility for an Indiegogo for [[Season 2]] onward.<ref>[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/189847768887/is-the-possibility-of-opening-an-indigogo-or Ask:Is the possibility of opening an Indigogo orIs the possibility of opening an Indigogo or... - December 24, 2019 - JelloApocalypse on Tumblr]</ref> |
| | **Season 2 would cost around $550K. It would be 8-9 episodes.<ref name=":12">[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1464708627906838528 Epithet Erased on Twitter - November 27, 2021]</ref><ref name=":0" /> |
| | **There was a Kickstarter for the book continuation, [[Prison of Plastic]].<ref name=":0" /> |
| | *Epithet’s world doesn’t speak English. It speaks a sort of magic Esperanto-type language that combined all the languages that used to exist in the Epithet world into one, so there are way more words than just for one language.<ref name=":1">[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/189847745827/so-how-does-someone-figure-out-exactly-what-their So how does someone figure out exactly WHAT their... - December 24, 2019 (JelloApocalypse on Tumber)]</ref> |
| | *At least one character that is planned will discover their epithet mid-series.<ref name=":1" /> |
| | *At least one character that we have met so far has unlocked their epithet using an Epitome.<ref name=":1" /> |
| | *Plasterbrain, the show's music composer, has released the soundtrack for season 1 on her [https://plasterbrain.bandcamp.com/album/epithet-erased-season-1-ost bandcamp] and [https://soundcloud.com/plasterbrain/sets/epithet-erased-season-1-ost soundcloud] pages. |
| | *Each character has their epithet chosen by a randomizer except for Zora. <ref>[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/190090832532/hey-quick-q-on-your-characters-when-picking-their Ask:Hey quick q on your characters, when picking their... - January 5, 2020 - JelloApocalypse on Tumblr]</ref> |
| | *Brendan had to remake all of the characters' stats from scratch due to the old system not having any science sense. <ref>[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/190468694187/how-would-you-compute-your-stats-from-ac-to-ee-is Ask: How would you compute your stats from AC to EE? - January 25, 2020 - JelloApocalypse on Tumblr]</ref> |
| | *An official Rulebook for an [[Epithet TTRPG|Epithet Erased TTRPG]] will be produced at the Stretch Goal of $330K on the [[Prison of Plastic/Kickstarter|Prison of Plastic Kickstarter]].<ref name=":0">[[Prison of Plastic/Kickstarter|Prison of Plastic Kickstarter]]</ref> |
| | *On [https://www.soundcadencestudios.com/portfolio Sound Candence Studios' website], Epithet Erased and [[Prison of Plastic]] are listed as being by "Scrubbadubs", and on Wikipedia it is listed as being by "Scrubba dubs" |
| | *After almost 2 years, a poster for season 1 is hung up in the Sound Candence Studios.<ref>[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1503887347036868608 Epithet Erased on Twitter - May 15, 2022]</ref> |
| | *Random Access Content has made a Spanish Fandub, which Brendan praised as excellent, especially Molly's voice actor.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pdPrJ3z3s&lc=Ugx7ZBMw3Jtqaozm01d4AaABAg Epithet Erased Fandub Español Latino | EP1 - ¡Silencio en el Museo! Pinned Comment]</ref> |
| | *The Eyecatchers are inspired by [https://fma.fandom.com/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist:_Brotherhood Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomberman_Jetters Bomberman Jetters],<ref>[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1604054294717775872 Epithet Erased on Twitter - December 17, 2022]</ref> |
| | **One of the main rules for production is to have sprites rotate on an off screen axis instead of the center of the sprite.<ref>[https://twitter.com/BrendanBlaber/status/1671224685483425792 Brendon Blaber on Twitter in reply to Luveygoid - June 20, 2023]</ref> |
| | *Basically every sprite is based off of Jello posing like cartoon characters.<ref>[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1672777911697571841 Epithet Erased on Twitter - June 24, 2023]</ref> |
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| <p dir="ltr">'''NOTE!!!: Annotations by the characters will be in italics to differentiate them from normal dialogue. '''</p>
| | ==Gallery== |
| | {{Main|Epithet Erased/Gallery}} |
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| | | ==External Links== |
| | | *{{Youtube|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHACfIDFF66rxMt46cSoVxUulvL3bKluM}} |
| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Hello? Helloooo? Where did everybody go? Dad? Helloo? Helllooooo? What time is it? The field trip was supposed to end at four… Did they really leave without me? Guess I’ll call him. She pats her pockets. And he has my phone. Daaad. Oh! Maybe the receptionist desk has one. “Internal and emergency calls only”. Guess I’ll just walk home. Huh? Why is it locked from the inside? Oh no! This must be how they catch bad guys who come here to steal! I bet I already stepped on a bunch of security lasers! I’m a criminal. It’s all over! Welp, time to turn myself in. Nine, one, one. '''</p>
| | *{{IMDb|https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11300354/}} |
| | | *[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased Twitter] |
| | | *[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/epithet-faq Epithet Erased FAQ] |
| | | *[https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/tagged/epithet%20lore "Epithet Lore" Tag on Brendan's Tumblr] |
| | | **Provides information about the world of Epithet Erased, how epithets work, details about certain characters, among other things. |
| <p dir="ltr">'''Officer: Hello, this is the cops. '''</p>
| | *[https://teespring.com/stores/jelloapocalypse Official Merchandise Store on Teespring] |
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Hi, I’d like to go to jail. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hahahahahahahaha! Greetings, Sweet Jazz Museum! We’re the Banzai Blasters, and we’re here to rob you blind! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Could you hold, please?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Officer: Okay. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''[https://genius.com/Jelloapocalypse-epithet-erased-intro-deadline-lyrics *Intro plays*]'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Episode 1: Quiet in the Museum!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Earlier That Day…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: *obnoxious humming*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Dad? Dad. DAD!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Uh… yeah, what is it Molly?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: People are staring.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Aw, c’mon. I’m just trying to jazz up the tour! This is Sweet Jazz City after all. ♪ Put some pep in your step! With an Epithet! Yeah! ♪ '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Sir! Your school only booked me for two hours. Can you please quiet down?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Oh yeah. Sure thing. You got it!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Okay. Epithets! Rare powers. Some people got ‘em, some people don’t. Do you know what it’s called when someone doesn’t have an Epithet?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Kids: A Mundie.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: A Mundie! That’s right. Of course you know you're not six. And if you have an Epithet, you're inscribed. Each inscribed person has a unique word attached to their soul that lets them do.... stuff! Now, show of hands. Who here’s inscribed?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Oh! Molly! Little girl! Little girl right here, ma’m!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Umm…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Oh great. Wow! You must be very lucky. Only about one in every five people have an Epithet. What can your Epithet do?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Go on, Molly! Go on, tell the lady!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Oh, um, nothing much. It’s dumb. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Come on, kid, work with me here. I’m not hourly. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: No, I mean it’s actually dumb. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Okay. Anyone else here have an Epithet? Anyone at all?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh! Oh! I do! I have an Epithet, Lady Mera!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Nooo… Anyone else?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh! Pick me! I can tell them my Epithet!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: No, Indus, it’s fine I can just move on with the tour. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Boy: I wanna know what his Epithet is!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Kids: *shouting in agreement*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Well, want no more children! For my Epithet is… BARRIER!!! And it allows me to make… BARRIERS!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus Tarbella'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Barrier'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Has the power to make barriers! ...That’s about it.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Stamina: 5/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Proficiency: 3/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Creativity: 1/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Kids: *cheering*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Ha! Isn’t this exciting, Molly?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Mm…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Ya! Woohoo!! Hold onto that energy. You're gonna need it for the night shift!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: What? But, you said you’d be home tonight. I ran the store yesterday, and the day before that. I was gonna catch up on homework. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Oh, c’mon, Molly. I’m doing the field-trip chaperone thing today. I already punched my parent-card. That means I get the rest of the day off! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: But-'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Aw, this is hard work, kiddo! I mean, look at all these worksheets we gotta fill out! “What is an Epithet?”, this is pretty advanced stuff! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I’m the one who filled them out though.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Yeah, and I got tired just watching you. In fact, give me your phone. I wanna play games! This school stuff is so boring! Am I right? This guy knows what I’m talking about. High five!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Boy: Don’t touch me. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Seriously, though, give me your phone. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Okay. She hands it over. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Cool! He begins playing an obnoxiously loud phone game. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: It seems your tour group is not very interested in your tour. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Of course they aren’t, this stuff is so basic it’s insulting. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: But is our duty as museum guides to make sure our guests have as enjoyable a time as possible, Lady Mera! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: I told you to stop calling me that. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I know! Hey, Children! Who wants to hear a story of a magic artifact?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Kids: *cheering*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Yes, it is a special necklace called the Arsene Amulet. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Indus…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: And I am told that it can steal a person’s Epithet.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Indus, shut up…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I bet something like that would be pretty valuable. Valuable enough that somebody might even want to try and steal it! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Indus! That exhibit isn’t public yet. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I’m sorry, Lady Mera. I thought it would spice up your boring Epithet tour. Because it is a necklace… That steals Epithets. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: How about I stick to giving tours, and you stick to moving boxes. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Very well. I shall do it with GUSTO!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Boy: Hey! Free treasure! Let’s get it!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Kids: *screaming*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: You’d better pray that amulet wasn’t in there. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I’m sorry, Lady Mera, but at least the children are happy. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Get away from there you little goblins! Ow! Don’t bite me! Hey, chaperone! Don’t just stand there! Do something!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Huh? Oh, good call. Can’t let them get all the good stuff. He swan dives into the pile! Treasure!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Uggghhhh!!!''' Indus: Worry not, Lady Mera. I shall gain their attention another way. Children, look! My Epithet is BARRIER!!!! HRRRGGRRRHHH!!!!</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Oh, you’ve got my attention.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Gah…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Indus! Help!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I’m doing my best! Perhaps if I flex… EVEN HARDER!!!!! HRRRGGRRHHH!!!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Too... loud...HYAH!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly Blyndeff'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Dumb'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Can mute and simplify things.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Stamina: 2/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Proficiency: 3/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Creativity: 4/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: That’s better. Hey, dad, I’m gonna go take a walk, okay?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: Huh? What? Molly, you know I can’t hear you when you're silenced. Hahaha! Ah, well, more for me! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Oh, um, sorry…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''???: Hmph.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Molly runs off to the empty end of the hall looking for somewhere quiet to rest, but as she does her steps become uncertain. Her legs start to wobble and her eyes suddenly feel heavy... Why am I so tired? I guess I was up running the toy store the last three nights... And tonight. But maybe… if I just layed down… for a second. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Epithet: “Barrier”'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Can bench press a truck.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Easy to trick into eating bugs.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Sleeps on the floor.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Epithet Erased. Mine is barrier.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Epithet: “Dumb”'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-12 years old.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Five hours of sleep per night.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-The stars in her hair have the texture of cereal marshmallows.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Epithet... Erased…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: The museum will be closing in five minutes. Please make your way to the exits! Now!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Kids: *cheering*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Boy #1: Check it out! I totally nabbed this cool sword! I bet this thing is like super cursed!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Boy #2: Heh, let’s go throw it at girls. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Boy #1: Haha, yeah! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Martin: *humming* Hold on. Feels like I’m forgetting something. Keys, wallet, phone. Keys, wallet, phone. Hmm… two phones… no wallet… Well, that makes three! *humming*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Attention! The museum is now closed. If you are still in the museum, get out. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Present Time'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Look upon us and fear, museum goers! He menacingly walks over to the potted plant and, to show that he is a certified bad dude, kicks it as hard as he can! Owww! Yup! Shoot that! Haha! That’s right, just a little taste of what happens when you mess with us! Ahhhh, it hurts to walk! Behold! Your worst nightmare in all it’s dark glory! He dramatically flips around, but he turns too fast and his cape kinda just smacks him in the face. I, Giovanni Potage, fearless leader of these Banzai Blasters, have come to steal your precious treasures. TREMBLE BEFORE ME!!!! Uh, hey! Where is everybody? That was a really cool entrance. We broke through the glass and everything. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Uhh… I think the museum is closed for the day. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: They must’ve heard we were coming and run off. After all, we’re not just any thieves, we’re the Banzai Blasters! The baddest of the bad. Pose with me minions. They do, it’s bad alright. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Hi, I’d like to report a robbery. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hey, hey, stop that! He reaches back and a roiling ball of red liquid forms in the air. He chucks it at the phone and it clatters across the floor. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Officer: Hello? Hello?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: This is my first mission as a Banzai Captain, and I won't let some little tattletale ruin it! How’d you like the taste of my Epithet, little girl?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Mmm, it’s pretty good actually. Is this tomato bazail?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Thank you, I seasoned it myself- I mean, no! It’s lava or... Acid! Love!... Acid!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: It tastes like soup. Is your Epithet soup?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni Potage'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Soup'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Makes a mean bisque. Literally.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Stamina: 2/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Proficiency: 2/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Creativity: 5/5'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Umm… sir? I’m sorry, I know it’s rude to ask, but you are attacking me and all. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: You dare undermine the great Giovanni Potage!? I see how it is. I bet you must think your Epithet is really something, huh?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Oh, no, no, no you don’t have to worry about that. It’s dumb. No threat at all!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Haha! So you do have an Epithet. Teleports behind you. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Ahh!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: He grabs her by the scruff of her bear hoodie and holds her aloft like a baby kitten. Hahaha! Another foe effortlessly defeated by the great Giovanni Potage! You're lucky I don’t have time to toy with you today, little girl. I’ve got treasures to steal. Come, my minions, to the vault! Or wherever museums keep their stuff! Oh, hold up. Flamethrower, Car Crash, Ben, you stay here and guard this girl. We can’t have her calling the cops or whatever. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Aw man, but I wanted to see the treasure. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Oh, yeah, well I wanted to rob the museum at the stroke of midnight, Ben, but someone couldn’t fit it into his schedule and we had to do it in the afternoon! So now this girl is here, okay? Crusher, Spike, Dark Star, you're with me. He sits Molly down in the secretary’s chair and ties her up with some duct tape. You stay here. And be good!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Okay.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hahahaha! EVIL!!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni, Crusher, Spike, & Dark Star: Evil! Evil! Evil! Evil! Evil!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Man, I can’t believe we don’t get to steal anything. This sucks!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: Yeah, thanks a lot, Ben!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: It’s not my fault, mom said she wouldn’t drive me around past five. It wouldn’t be a problem if I had a ride, Car Crash!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Oh, here we go, you crash one car four times and suddenly it’s your name! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''*incoherent bantering*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Well, this isn’t so bad I guess. Maybe if they finish their robbery quick enough they can give me a ride home. I might even be able to make it back in time for… work. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Hello!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Molly casts a nervous glance at the Banzai Blasters. It doesn’t look like they noticed him. She casts a silence bubble around herself and scoots her chair over to the man. Mr. tour guide, what are you doing?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Well, Lady Mera and I are the only guards here tonight. So I was instructed to make sure no one else was here. Then I looked at the cameras and saw that you were here. Now a lot of people are here. And the entrance exploded! You know what would fix that? A BARRIER!!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: No, no, no, no, no, no, shhh… They’ll hear you! See those guys? They're bad guys!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Bad guys!?! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Yeah, I need to get home, can you get me out of this chair? I’m using my Epithet so they can’t hear us, but we only have so much time until they turn around.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Of course, small girl. Barrier! He forms a small barrier the size of a donut in his hand and begins smacking it lightly against the tape like a caveman. Hmm… my barrier doesn’t seem to be sharp enough. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Can you try ripping it with your hands?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh, that is a good idea. The barrier disappears and he begins removing the tape. Bad guys, eh? Lady Mera won’t like this. She won’t like this at all! I must deal with them for her. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I’m sure they’ll leave after they're done stealing things.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I cannot allow that. I must fight anyone who opposes my lady’s wishes. He finishes ripping the tape off of Molly. Hey, you! Bad guys!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: They can’t hear y-'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: My name is Indus Tarbella, and I challenge you to an honorable duel!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: They can’t hear you.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Pardon?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: They can’t hear you. My Epithet makes things quiet. We’re muted right now, sorry. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh, h-how do I, um…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Just step a little over that way. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh, okay, thank you. YOU THERE!!! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: huh?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: You are bad guys! And so I challenge you to an honorable duel! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Who the heck is that?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: And how did he get so toned?!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: It doesn’t matter. He challenged us, and nobody messes with the Banzai Blasters! We accept your duel, unreasonably buff stranger. Banzai Blasters, form up!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: A battle of posing, is it? Very well. I accept! Indus poses. His rippling muscles catch the light of the evening sun. He looks down right majestic. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Nobody is a bigger poser than us! Flamethrower does male cheerleading on weekends! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: Come on, man, don’t tell him that. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: There’s no reason to be ashamed of it, dude. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Yeah, man, you're really good at it. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: Uh, shut up! Fine. Whatever. Just form up!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''All three: HYAAAHHH!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Most impressive. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: You're pretty good yourself. Seems like we’re an even match.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: This is so weird…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Flamethrower: You, Little girl. Judge us! Which one of us is the better poser? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Uh… Mr. Barrier?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Ha! Victory! The first strike is mine! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Wait, is he Mr. Barrier or…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: It appears I am stuck. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: No! Flamethrower! He had the coolest name! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Can I be Flamethrower now?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: You’ll get a cool name when you earn one, Ben!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: I know. How about Kid-Puncher?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Why would you call yourself kid-puncher? Oh, I’m the kid. Oh no!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Quickly, small warrior, defend yourself! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: But, my epithet can’t really attack! It just makes things quiet or stupid! She grabs a box of thumbtacks from the secretary’s desk and chucks them across the floor. These are now dumb tacks! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Woah! Hey! Not cool. That’s super dangerous. They lean down and begin carefully picking up the tacks. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Boss says safety is important. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Yeah, how are we supposed to beat up a small child with all these thumbtacks in the way?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Wait, I know! What if we go around the thumbtacks?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Uh-oh!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben & Car Crash: Heh heh heh heh heh…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: In case you're looking for feedback from a focus group I just wanted to say that kid-puncher is kind of an underwhelming bad guy name! Ah!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Ha! Now we have a hostage. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: A hostage! No! A classic bad guy maneuver. I am powerless to save her. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I’m sorry. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Do not give up, tiny warrior. You must never give up! Remember! You have your Epithet! Surely there must be some way it can help you! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Okay, there is this one thing I can do, I guess. I’m not really supposed to use this on people though…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Wait, wait. What was her Epithet again?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: I think she said it was… stupid?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: No… I said it was dumb! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Hey! Why’d you let go of her?! What did you do?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: It worked? Okay! It worked! You… are… a car! And you're out of control. And you really want to hit… that guy! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Ben looks at Car Crash.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Ben? Ben? Buddy? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Ben stares with blank eyes. Eyes one might compare to headlights. Beep! Beep!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: No. Not again! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Ben: Beep! Beep!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Car Crash: Ben, you idiot! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Wow. I can’t believe that worked. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Good work, young warrior. Can you help free me from this wall?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I’d like to, but I don’t know if the laws of physics will allow it. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Do not worry. Lady Mera says laws are merely suggestions! HHHRRRRGGGGRRRHHHHHAAAAA!!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: That’s gonna be a lot to clean up. Maybe we should call the police. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh, no. I have been explicitly told not to call the police for any reason. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Really? But what about those other guys who ran deeper into the museum?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: There are other guys!? Oh no! I have to hurry! As Lady Mera’s faithful bodyguard, I cannot allow those ruffians to get their hands on her! Come!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Wait! Can I at least use your cellphone!?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Epithet: “Soup”'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Was promoted to Banzai Captain a week ago.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Favorite Color? Hot red flames. ...And pink.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Sleeps in a race car bed.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Epithet Erased.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Epithet: “???”'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-Size = Tiny'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-“Least valuable employee of the month” award.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''-80% of her diet is headache medicine. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Epithet Erased.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hahahaha! So this is where the museum keeps all of its valuables! No employees only sign is strong enough to keep us out! Alright lady, hand over your treasures.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: What? Just like all of them? What’s your plan here? Are you just gonna waltz out of here with a literal metric ton of exhibits on your back? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: I don’t know. Just the cool ones then! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: “Just the cool ones”. You dopes didn’t think this through at all, did you? What a waste of my time.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: We’ll show you! I’ve brought the best armed Banzai Blasters money could buy. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Oh yeah, and how much does your allowance buy you?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Free! I think that’s pretty obvious. Stupid lady can’t even count. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''All four: Hahahahaha!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Alright boys, take aim!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Crusher: They level their pea shooters at her. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Fire!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Spike: Hang on. What happened?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I’m afraid your bullets have no chance of reaching Lady Mera. For my Epithet is… BARRIER!!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Indus!? How did you sneak in so quietly? You never do anything quietly!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: So, we can’t hit you from a distance, huh? No problem. Giovanni takes out a wooden bat with a knife taped to it and crouches down. Steam begins to hiss off of his body. Hyah!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Where did he go?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Teleports behind you. I’ll show you what happens when you underestimate Giovanni Potage! HYAAAAHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: No! LADY MEEEEERRRRAAAAA!!!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Ow.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Huh?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I thought you might try that. Hi! I dumbed down your attack. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Lady Mera. I couldn’t protect you. I am a failure.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: What just happened?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: My Epithet lets me dumb down any pain you feel. Can I please borrow your cell phone? I asked your friend, but I don’t think he has one… or knows what they are. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Dumb down my… Indus, grab her. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: As you wish, Lady Mera. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Hey, what are you doing?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Just following orders!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Why do I feel like I’m being ignored?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Because you are. We’ve got limited time here, and you're not worth it. Indus!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: He hoists Giovanni up into the air and tosses him back towards his minions! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Wooooaaaahhhh!!!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Dark Star: Boss!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Indus, scattergun!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: No! My boys!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: Now do me a favor and pass out. I don’t want anyone else interfering while I rob this museum. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Huh?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''[https://genius.com/Jelloapocalypse-great-at-crime-lyrics Credits Play]'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Episode 2: Bear Trap'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Excuse me? Ms. Tour Guide? What did you mean when you said “rob this museum”? Aren’t you security guards? Isn’t that the opposite of your job? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: We’re not security guards, little girl. That’s just our cover. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Oh. That explains why your tour was so bad. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: What? No! It’s not that I’m bad at tours, there was just no reason to try. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: He was trying. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: See, I told you! The kids can tell the difference. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I’d give him four stars. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Four stars, Lady Mera! That’s pretty good! That’s down right commendable! See what happens when you engage? You should be more engaging. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: We don’t need to be engaging, Indus. There’s only three things we’re going to do. Sneak into the museum, find the amulet, and take your Epithet. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''*Intro Plays*'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Episode 2: Bear Trap. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Spike, Crusher, Dark Star! My boys! My beautiful boys! She beat them all up! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: I’m surprised you're still conscious. Our duel tech is usually enough to take mooks like you down in one blow. Congrats! Indus, take our intruders into the dinosaur exhibit, and make sure they stay there. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Ooh! The dinosaur exhibit is my favorite! That is the exhibit with dinosaurs in it! Right away, Lady Mera. Wait a moment. Lady Mera, If I am guarding them, who will protect you!? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: From these guys? I wiped their entire squad out with a wave of my hand. There kittens. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: How dare you! We are dangerous criminals! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: I’m sorry! What’s the most dangerous thing you guys have done? Loiter around the mini-mall? Shoplift some bubble gum? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Loitering is a very respectful crime that can be very dangerous. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Mera: How? No it can’t, how?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: You could do it in front of a truck. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: There, that should hold you. Enjoy your time in prison! I’m going to learn about dinosaurs! Hehehehe!! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Aw man! My first mission in charge and I end up captured on a pile of my own unconscious minions. This sucks! Hey, tall guy. You could’ve at least trapped us inside the dinosaur bones, like how I requested to be buried in my will! Yeah, no big deal, but I wrote my last will testament because I live my life in constant danger. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I wrote my last will testament because life is fleeting and you never know when you or a loved one will die. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: You're kind of a bummer, anyone ever tell you that?''' Molly: Yeah…</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Oh.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: So tall. If my neck were that long I could see Lady Mera from anywhere. We could never get lost. What tall secrets do you know, Mr…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Machine: Apatosaurus.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: ...Apatosaurus? I wish I were a dinosaur. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hey, kid, quick! Let’s get out of here while that big guy is distracted by the majesty of dinosaurs.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Huh?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: You heard that weird lady with the weird eyes! Once she finds that amulet thing she’s gonna steal your epithet, and maybe mine too. We gotta get out of here. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I guess so. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: What do you mean “you guess so”!?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I don’t know, being a mundie wouldn’t be so bad. I could still run the store, and lots of people don’t have epithets and they do fine. And it sounds like she really wants it, so…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: What do you mean it sounds like she wants it!? What is wrong with you!? You can’t just give up your cool powers! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: My powers aren’t that cool though. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: They managed to negate a swing from my Soul Slugger Doom Bat of Maximum Destruction! That’s a pretty big deal! When I hit that lady with my full power, I’m gonna clober her!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Maybe? I have this feeling that she’s actually really strong. The same with that guy over there. Their proficiency is really high.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Well, yeah, it’d have to be to defeat all of my minions. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I don’t know, they were kind of… bad?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hey! Don’t you talk about my boys that way! They're trying their best! But you have a point. I don’t know if I can beat that lady now that I’m boyless. Hey, I know! You can be my new boy! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Huh?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Congratulations, little girl. You’ve officially been promoted to boy! Minion boy! '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Eh!?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: But first you need a cool minion nickname. Quick, what’s your name?''' Molly: I thought it was minion boy.</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: No, your normal name.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Uh… Molly.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Aw, gross. You sound like a sweater. I can’t have a minion named Molly! Let’s see, you're quiet… you wear a bear hoodie…'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I like bears.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Hmmmm… I’ve got it! Your minion name shall be Bear Trap!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Okay.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Now, Bear Trap, it’s your job as minion to think of a way out of this and do all the work. As your manager, I will wait here and take credit for your work, and berate you as needed.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Oh, so it’s like working in retail. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Yeah, you’ve got it!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Okay, I can do that. Okay. I think I have an idea. Hello? Mr. Barrier? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Hm? Oh, hostages! Are you enjoying your imprisonment? Can I get you anything? Some water? More barriers? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Actually, I had a question. That woman is your boss, right? '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: She is my master. Years ago, Lady Mera bested me in an honorable duel. Ever since I have followed her teachings so that I may become strong like her. She has taught me many important training exercises such as training laundry and training doing her taxes. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I do my family’s taxes, too. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Yes! I have not yet mastered the taxes.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Me neither. I have so many return statements to file.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Yeah, grown-up words, am I right? We’re all dudes here.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: In return for Lady Mera’s teachings I act as her most trusted bodyguard and right hand man. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Okay. So your job is to protect her, right?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Yes.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Well, Mr. Giovanni attacked her earlier. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Yes.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: But I stopped her from taking any damage with my epithet. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Yes.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: So, I saved your master for you. That means you owe me a favor. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: That makes sense. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: I was thinking, maybe, you let us out of this prison?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: I don’t know. Lady Mera did give me explicit orders to do the exact opposite of that. I wouldn’t want to upset her.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: Oh, that’s fair. Sorry to bother you.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: What!? No! You almost had him! Alright, listen, you wanna protect that lady, right?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: More than anything!'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Well, you’d better go back there right now before the really dangerous thing gets her.'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Oh no! What is this really dangerous thing?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Giovanni: Uh… quicksand?'''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Molly: No, it’s minions. Lots and lots of minions. He has way more minions than the ones you just saw. '''</p>
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| <p dir="ltr">'''Indus: Goodness, that is a large amount! I don’t know if Lady Mera could handle that many minions on her own. '''</p>
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