"Just gonna out me like that, huh? You're no fun."
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Note: Most of the Dates have a wide margin of error and the years are based on he assumption that the series is set in 2019, as that is when Season 1 was released.
A Long Unknown Time ago
- Songstress is born, becoming powerful before being defeated by the Pheonica Fleecity I. They would lead to them raginh war every couple generations.[1]
- [Battle between Island Country and Australia][2]
Unknown Time
- Howdy Morning is born[3], his birthplace would become unknown by everyone[4], being experimented on the government, and his tavern is built around him.[5]
1973
- March 12: Gorou Shimizaki is born[6] in Redwood Run, Taiga Country.[7]
1979
- March 12: Martin Blyndeff is born[8] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
1980
- Zora Salazar's parents are born.[9]
1982
- Giomommy and her future wife are born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][9]
- Calliope Blyndeff is born in northern Deepwood Country.[7][9][10]
1983
- March 20: Bugsy Pugsler is born to an old money family,[11] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
1987
- April 19: Percival King is born[12] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
1988
- June 16: Ramsey Murdoch is born,[13] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- July 5: Zora Salazar is born[14], in northern Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
1989
- January 1: Arnold Markdown is born[15], in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- April 11: Naven Nuknuk is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- Tango Fleecity's husband[Citation Needed] is born.[9]
- Pheonica Fleecity XIV is born to Phoenicia Fleecity XIII. She would become to be known as Tango Fleecity.[Citation Needed][9]
- September 5: Howie Honeyglow is born[16] in Deepwood Country.[7]
1992
- "Before-Cell-Phone-Times"
- Mobile Cell Phones are invented[17][18]
- December 19: Mera Salamin is born[19] in an island between Desert Country and Taiga Country owned by Taiga Country.[7]
1997
- August 1: Indus Tarbella is born[20] in Desert Country.[7]
1998
- One day when Zora Salazar joined her mother and her father were digging, they found a golden box. Banzai Blasters, however, stole the box, and then shot her parents till they died. Leaving her an orphan she grew up in the woods, alone and learned to be a marksman. She would use those skills to be a gun for hire.[21][22]
2000
- June 6: Rick Shades is born[23] in Ocean Country.[7]
- Mera Salamin wants to go outside and play in the snow, but her father won't let her. She watches other kids play as her epithet slowly breaks the glass.[24][25]
2001
- February 6: Giovanni Potage is born[26], being raised by Giomommy and her wife, with one of them giving birth to him through a sperm donor[27], in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- Zora tracks downs a runaway prisoner and then had him duel her, Zora presumably winning.[28][29]
- July 18: Wolf is born[30] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
2002
- October 18: A child is born to Calliope and Martin Blyndeff[31], full name Lorelainebacker Blyndeff in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
2003
- Crusher is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][32]
- Spike is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][32]
- Dark Star is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][32]
- Car Crash is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][32]
- Flamethrower is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][32]
- Ben is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][32]
2004
- May 23: Sylvester Ashling is born[33] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- She then killed an entire gang and making them scared by making physics “look askance,” taking a little longer to track down and kill the last one.[28][29]
2006
- October 25: A child is born to Calliope and Martin Blyndeff, full name Molly-Wolly-Doddle-All Day-Blyndeff in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- November 6: Bellatrix Roughhouse is born[34] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country[7] She would become known as Trixie Roughhouse.
2007
- January 1: A child is born to Tango Fleecity and her husband, named Pheonica Fleecity XV, in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- Her next client wants her to track down their former friend’s killer, and get revenge. Zora notes that she thinks it’s “cute” she still has room on her watch that she uses to mark each of her kills.[28][29]
2008
- The Bliss Ocean Leader approaches Zora Salazar and told her, "Your gun's misguided". After a one sided fight she realized she had found someone on her level, joining Bliss Ocean. Now she has a reason for her fighting.[21][35]
2009
- April 10: Stink is born[36], in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- Howdy Morning loses his sense of taste, smell or see.[37]
2011
- Rick Shades adopts a shark as a pet, people think it is weird.[38][39]
2014
- May 5: Yoomtah Zing is born/created.[40][41]
2015
- Bedtime: Dr. Beefton is first created. [42]
2017
- [Calliope Blyndeff Dies][43][44]
- 3:15 AM: Graham is created by Lorelai Blyndeff.[45]
2019[46]
- [Giovanni Potage joins the Banzai Blasters][47]
- Spring: A Goose steals Spike's sandwich.[47]
- Week A: Giovanni is promoted to banzai Captain[48]
- Week B:
- Friday[Citation Needed]:
- Musuem Tour
- 2PM: The Tour Starts[49]
- [Martin Obnoxiously Dances][48]
- [Mera get angry][48]
- [Mera explains Epithets, including Inscribeds and Mundies][48]
- [Mera asks who has an epithet, Martin points out Molly, but Mera doesn't understand what she means by Dumb][48]
- [Mera goes back to asking the class, before a kid can speak up, Indus speaks up and shows off his Epithet Barrier][48]
- to be added
- [Molly gets overloaded and walks away, she accidently bumps into Sylvester Ashling, his sleepy dandruff drops on her and she falls asleep.][48]
- 4PM: to be added[48]
- Sweet Jazz City Museum Heist
- Musuem Tour
- Friday[Citation Needed]:
- Saturday[Citation Needed]: to be added[51]
- The Museum Heist was a big story on the news, Molly didn’t know because she did not own a TV.[52]
- Banzai Blaster Occupation of Redwood Run
- On the walk home Giovanni explained he wanted to quit the Banzai Blasters, as Car Crash faile to talk him out of it. Giovanni announced his retirement through group chat to the rest of the blasters. He used a gif of a popular actress flipping off the camera, and saying "I'm out Bitchs", Dark Star reacted with a gif of a cartoon dog's jaw hitting the floor, the rest of the minions protested profusely, after all, that had successfully completed a heist, even if they lost the treasure. And Giovanni is wanted man now.[47]
- Tuesday[Citation Needed]: Everyone Stormed her with questions the minute she walked through the door.[52]
- (One week after the Sweet Jazz City Museum Heist) August[17]
- [Instead of doing the dishes Lorelai Blyndeff spends time in her Dream Bubbles, not giving Molly enough time to finish homework and make dinner.][54]
- Phoenica Fleecity XV, Molly Blyndeff, and Trixie Roughhouse agree to meet up and go to the beach.[17]
- Day of PoP:
- [Wolf attempts to mug Phoenica Fleecity XV, Molly Blyndeff finds her, Trixie scares Wolf off.][17]
- 4PM: [Giovanni has a meeting with the boys where he explains he is quitting the Banzai Blasters, making his own group, and doing a top secret mission in a week and][47]
- [Trixe, Molly, and Feenie go looking for Nudibranchs and find Rick Shades. After chatting and Feenie befriending him, e collasped after eating lip balm.][52]
- 45M Prior: Scaregrow is created by Lorelai.[55]
- 30M Prior: Spelling Bee is created by Lorelai Blyndeff.[56]
References
- ↑ Why did the museum accept Phoenica submitting... - Ask on JelloApocasple on Tumblr - January 4, 2022
- ↑ https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1499160981053874177
- ↑ Howdy Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1582879978030407680
- ↑ Bartender Trivia 1
- ↑ Gorou Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 7.00 7.01 7.02 7.03 7.04 7.05 7.06 7.07 7.08 7.09 7.10 7.11 7.12 7.13 7.14 7.15 7.16 7.17 7.18 7.19 7.20 7.21 7.22 7.23 7.24 7.25 7.26 7.27 Epithet Erased on Twitter - October 19, 2022
- ↑ Martin Promotional Infocaed for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 Usually the earliest healthy age to have a kid is 18
- ↑ Calliope needs to be at least 20 for her relationship with Martin to not be gross
- ↑ Bugsly Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Percy Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Ramsey Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Arnold Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Howie Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 17.0 17.1 17.2 17.3 17.4 Prison of Plastic, Prologue A: The Neo Trio
- ↑ In real world history mobile cell phones were invented in 1992
- ↑ Mera Salamin Prison of Plastic Promo Infocard
- ↑ Indus Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 21.0 21.1 Great at Cowboy
- ↑ 10 is really the latest a little girl, plus it is the consensus online
- ↑ Rick Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 24.0 24.1 Epithet Erased | EP4 - Reflection
- ↑ She looks about 6, 26-20=6. 20 year prior then.
- ↑ Giovanni Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/619515233841692672/do-ever-find-out-what-happened-to-giovannis
- ↑ 28.0 28.1 28.2 Countdown
- ↑ 29.0 29.1 29.2 This song has 3 parts. All these must happen while she is a hired gun, so between her parents dying (1998) and her joining Bliss Ocean (2008). spacing these out evenly across these 3 years that would be:
- 2001
- 2004
- 2007
- ↑ Wolf Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Lorelai Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 32.0 32.1 32.2 32.3 32.4 32.5 The Banzai Blasters are said to be for "Teens needing a purpose"[Citation Needed] and as they are adults, that leaves 13-17. [Citation Needed]. It can also be deduced that they are likely not 13-14 due to needing to be somewhat close to Giovanni's age to be similar to size. Leaving 15-17.
- ↑ Slyvie Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Trixie Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ This event has to happen sometime between Modern and her being 10. (2019-1998)/2+1998= Middle Date: 2008
- ↑ Stink Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 37.0 37.1 Epithet Erased | EP6 - All's Well That Ends Well
- ↑ More Epithet Erased TOMORROW! #shorts
- ↑ Most children can't handle having a pet till 5, therefore 20-5, is 15. Middle Date: 2011
- ↑ Yoomtah Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ The age is a 1 digit number. so 0-9, middle date: 2014
- ↑ Beefton Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 43.0 43.1 Epithet Erased | EP2 - Bear Trap
- ↑ Prison of Plastic, Chapter 7: Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Graham Promotional Infobox for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Epithet Erased released in 2019 (only year indicator)
- ↑ 47.0 47.1 47.2 47.3 Prison of Plastic, Prologue B: The Banzai Blasters
- ↑ 48.0 48.1 48.2 48.3 48.4 48.5 48.6 48.7 48.8 48.9 Epithet Erased | EP1 - Quiet in the Museum!
- ↑ Mera Salamin says she is booked for two hours, and Molly Blyndeff says it is supposed to end at 4
- ↑ Epithet Erased | EP3 - The Doctor is In
- ↑ 51.0 51.1 Epithet Erased | EP5 - Redwood Run
- ↑ 52.0 52.1 52.2 Prison of Plastic, Chapter 1: Fish Out of Water
- ↑ Epithet Erased | EP7 - Winner Take All
- ↑ Prison of Plastic, Prologue C: The Rabbit Knight
- ↑ Scarecrow Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Spelling Bee Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
