"Just gonna out me like that, huh? You're no fun."
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Note: Most of the Dates have a wide margin of error and the years are based on he assumption that the series is set in 2019, as that is when Season 1 was released.
A Long Unknown Time ago
- Songstress is born, becoming powerful before being defeated by the Pheonica Fleecity I. They would rage war every couple generations.Citation Nedded
- [Battle between Island Country and Australia]Citation Nedded
Unknown Time
- Howdy Morning is born[1], his birthplace would become unknown by everyoneCitation Nedded, being experimented on the government, and his tavern is built around him.Citation Needed
46 Years Prior
- March 12: Gorou Shimizaki is born[2] in Redwood Run, Taiga Country.[3]
40 Years Prior
- March 12: Martin Blyndeff is bornCitation Needed in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[3]
~37 Year Prior
- Giomommy and her future wife is born.[4]
- Calliope Blyndeff is born in northern Deepwood Country.Citation Nedded[4][5]
36 Years Prior
- March 20: Bugsy Pugsler is born to an old money family,[6] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
32 Years Prior
- April 19: Percival King is born[8] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
31 Years Prior
- June 16: Ramsey Murdoch is born,[9] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
~30 Year Prior
- Pheonica Fleecity XIV is born to Phoenicia Fleecity XIII. She would become to be known as Tango Fleecity.Citation Needed[4]
"Before-Cell-Phone-Times" (30+ Years)
30+ Years Prior
- Cell Phones are invented[10]
30 years Prior
- January 1: Arnold Markdown is born[11], in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
- April 11: Naven Nuknuk is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.Citation Nedded
- Tango Fleecity and her husband are born.[4]
29 Year Prior
- September 5: Howie Honeyglow is born in Deepwood Country.Citation Nedded
26 Years Prior
- December 19: Mera Salamin is born in an island between Desert Country and Taiga Country owned by Taiga Country.Citation Nedded
23 Year Prior
- August 1: Indus Tarbella is born in Desert Country.Citation Nedded
20 Year Prior
- June 6: Rick Shades is born in Ocean Country.Citation Nedded
~20 Year Prior
- Mera Salamin wants to go outside and play in the snow, but her father won't let her. She watches other kids play as her epithet slowly breaks the glass.[12]
2001
- February 6: Giovanni Potage is bornCitation Nedded, being raised by Giomommy and her wifeCitation Nedded, in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
2001
- July 18: Wolf is bornCitation Nedded in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
2002
- October 18Citation Nedded: A child is born to Calliope and Martin BlyndeffCitation Nedded, full name Lorelai-Backer Blyndeff in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
2003
- Crusher is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][13]
- Spike is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][13]
- Dark Star is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][13]
- Car Crash is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][13]
- Flamethrower is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][13]
- Ben is born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7][13]
2004
- May 23: Sylvester Ashling is borncitation needed in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[7]
2004-2019
- Rick Shades adopts a shark as a pet, people think it is weird.[14][15]
2006
- October 25: A child is born to Calliope and Martin Blyndeff, full name Molly-Wolly-Doddle-All Day-Blyndeff in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.Citation Nedded
- November 6: Bellatrix Roughhouse is born[16] in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.Citation Nedded She would become known as Trixie Roughhouse.
2007
- January 1: A child is born to Tango Fleecity and her husband, named Pheonica Fleecity XV, in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.Citation Nedded
2009
- April 10: Stink is born[17], in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.Citation Nedded
- Howdy Morning loses his sense of taste, smell or see.[18]
2010-2019
- May 5: Yoomtah Zing is born/created.[19]
2015
- Bedtime: Dr. Beefton is first created. [20]
2017
- [Calliope Blyndeff Die][21][22]
- 3:15 AM: Graham is created by Lorelai Blyndeff.[23]
2019[24]
- [Giovanni Potage joins the Banzai Blasters][25]
- Spring: A Goose steals Spike's sandwich.[25]
- One week prior: Giovanni is promoted to banzai Captain[21]
- FridayCitation Needed:
- Musuem Tour
- 2PM: The Tour Starts[26]
- [Martin Obnoxiously Dances][21]
- [Mera get angry][21]
- [Mera explains Epithets, including Inscribeds and Mundies][21]
- [Mera asks who has an epithet, Martin points out Molly, but Mera doesn't understand what she means by Dumb][21]
- [Mera goes back to asking the class, before a kid can speak up, Indus speaks up and shows off his Epithet Barrier][21]
- [Molly gets overloaded and walks away, she accidently bumps into Sylvester Ashling, his sleepy dandruff drops on her and she falls asleep.][21]
- 4PM: to be added[21]
- Sweet Jazz City Museum Heist
- Musuem Tour
- SaturdayCitation Needed: to be added[29]
- The Museum Heist was a big story on the news, Molly didn’t know because she did not own a TV.[30]
- Banzai Blaster Occupation of Redwood Run
- On the walk home Giovanni explained he wanted to quit the Banzai Blasters, as Car Crash faile to talk him out of it. Giovanni announced his retirement through group chat to the rest of the blasters. He used a gif of a popular actress flipping off the camera, and saying "I'm out Bitchs", Dark Star reacted with a gif of a cartoon dog's jaw hitting the floor, the rest of the minions protested profusely, after all, that had successfully completed a heist, even if they lost the treasure. And Giovanni is wanted man now.[25]
- TuesdayCitation Needed: Everyone Stormed her with questions the minute she walked through the door.[30]
- (One week after the Sweet Jazz City Museum Heist) August[10]
- [Instead of doing the dishes Lorelai Blyndeff spends time in her Dream Bubbles, not giving Molly enough time to finish homework and make dinner.][32]
- Phoenica Fleecity XV, Molly Blyndeff, and Trixie Roughhouse agree to meet up and go to the beach.[10]
- Day of PoP:
- [Wolf attempts to mug Phoenica Fleecity XV, Molly Blyndeff finds her, Trixie scares Wolf off.][10]
- 4PM: [Giovanni has a meeting with the boys where he explains he is quitting the Banzai Blasters, making his own group, and doing a top secret mission in a week and][25]
- [Trixe, Molly, and Feenie go looking for Nudibranchs and find Rick Shades. After chatting and Feenie befriending him, e collasped after eating lip balm.][30]
- 45M Prior: Scaregrow is created by Lorelai.Citation Nedded
- 30M Prior: Spelling Bee is created by Lorelai Blyndeff.Citation Nedded
References
- ↑ Howdy Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Gorou Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1582879978030407680
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 Usually the earliest healthy age to have a kid is 18
- ↑ Calliope needs to be at least 20 for her relationship with Martin to not be gross
- ↑ Bugsly Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 7.00 7.01 7.02 7.03 7.04 7.05 7.06 7.07 7.08 7.09 7.10 7.11 7.12 7.13 https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1582879978030407680
- ↑ Percy Promo Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Ramsey Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 10.4 Prison of Plastic, Prologue A: The Neo Trio
- ↑ Arnold Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 Epithet Erased | EP4 - Reflection
- ↑ 13.0 13.1 13.2 13.3 13.4 13.5 The Banzai Blasters are said to be for "Teens needing a purpose"Citation Needed and as they are adults, that leaves 13-17. Citation Needed. It can also be deduced that they are likely not 13-14 due to needing to be somewhat close to Giovanni's age to be similar to size. Leaving 15-17.
- ↑ More Epithet Erased TOMORROW! #shorts
- ↑ Most children can't handle having a pet till 5, therefore 20-5, is 15
- ↑ Trixie Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Stink Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 18.0 18.1 Epithet Erased | EP6 - All's Well That Ends Well
- ↑ Yoomtah Promotional Infocard for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Beefton Infocard to promote Prison of Plastic
- ↑ 21.00 21.01 21.02 21.03 21.04 21.05 21.06 21.07 21.08 21.09 21.10 Epithet Erased | EP1 - Quiet in the Museum!
- ↑ Prison of Plastic, Chapter 7: Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Graham Promotional Infobox for Prison of Plastic
- ↑ Epithet Erased released in 2019 (only year indicator)
- ↑ 25.0 25.1 25.2 25.3 Prison of Plastic, Prologue B: The Banzai Blasters
- ↑ Mera Salamin says she is booked for two hours, and Molly Blyndeff says it is supposed to end at 4
- ↑ Epithet Erased | EP2 - Bear Trap
- ↑ Epithet Erased | EP3 - The Doctor is In
- ↑ 29.0 29.1 Epithet Erased | EP5 - Redwood Run
- ↑ 30.0 30.1 30.2 Prison of Plastic, Chapter 1: Fish Out of Water
- ↑ Epithet Erased | EP7 - Winner Take All
- ↑ Prison of Plastic, Prologue C: The Rabbit Knight