Car Crash

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“	You crash ONE car FOUR times, and suddenly it's your name!	”
—Car Crash, "Quiet in the Museum!"

Fred Donaldson
Alias	Car Crash
Statistics
Age	Teenager
Gender	Male
Epithet	(Mundie)
Professional Status
Affiliation(s)	Banzai Blasters (formerly) Giovanni's Banzai Team Giovanni's Villain Group
Personal Status
Friend(s)	Giovanni Potage (boss) Ben Crusher Spike Flamethrower Dark Star
Media
Voice Actor	Wyatt Baker (English) Julio López (Spanish)
First Appearance	Quiet in the Museum!

Fred Donaldson is a former member of the Banzai Blasters, whose alias, Car Crash, was coined by others attributing to his previous numerous car accidents. After he and his fellow Banzai teammates broke into the Sweet Jazz City Museum, he, alongside Flamethrower and Ben, was tasked with keeping watch over Molly Blyndeff. Fred also drove Giovanni Potage to Redwood Run before crashing, panicking when Percival King showed up before he drove them back to safety. Afterward, he was grounded by his parents and had to attend Giovanni's meeting about resigning from the Banzai Blasters via a video call.

Personality

Fred is well known for crashing his car, hence his Banzai name. Aside from this, Fred is friendly and helpful, especially towards his friends, giving them rides in his car when they need it. He can get nervous easily, specifically when driving or facing Percival King again after robbing the Sweet Jazz City Museum.

Appearance

Fred is around the same height as Giovanni Potage. He is thin and has pale skin. When he was working for the Banzai Blasters, he wore the generic Banzai Blaster uniform, but with tears on his pants and arms, as well as a chunk missing from his helmet.

When not wearing his Banzai uniform, Fred is shown to have freckles and curly brown hair in the style of a mullet. He wears a yellow hoodie, over a red shirt, and a pair of blue jeans. He also has a band-aid on his nose.

History

Past

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Fred Donaldson was born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country, to his parents.

Museum Arc

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Western Arc

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Post-Western Arc

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Prison of Plastic

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Non-Canon

HEIST NIGHT

Giovanni Potage, with the help of Molly Blyndeff, Ben, and Car Crash disguised as Ben attempt to steal a valuable gemstone named the Ocean's Eye. Whilst this is happening, they are in plush form to advertise the then-new merch that can no longer be purchased. Molly distracts a guard so Giovanni and his boys can get into the vents, then using the magnets in their hands to make a human chain, they descend to steal the Ocean's Eye. Molly cuts the red string lasers surrounding the valuable gem and Ben tries to pick it up. After he struggles with this, Giovanni muses that in the movies the thieves have no trouble carrying the valuable treasure. Giovanni realizes he can carry Car Crash with no problem and that friendship must be the real treasure. Giovanni and Car Crash leave gleefully via the vent they were dangling from accidentally leaving Ben in the museum. The three of them, Giovanni, Molly, and Car Crash go on to steal ice cream.

That Beautiful Sound Cover

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Skillset

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Vehicles

• First Car: to be added
• Truck: to be added

Relationships

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Trivia

• As stated by Percival King, he has crashed his car five times in the month of the Redwood Run Banzai Blaster occupation.
  • Percy and Meryl had a bet running concerning his crashes. While the exact nature of their bet is unknown, Percy stated that Meryl owed her a dollar upon learning that he had crashed once again.
• He dislikes being called by his Banzai name when not doing crimes.
• As commented by Giovanni Potage, Giovanni is 80% sure that he has astigmatism or something and wants him to get it checked out.
• In the Great at Cowboy outro, a wanted poster can be seen reading, "WANTED FOR GTA 5$ AWARD".
• Car Crash is the only one of Giovanni's boys, alongside Ben and possibly Spike, whose real name is currently known. Though, unlike Ben. his last name is known, confirmed by Percival King and Eros on a call to be Donaldson.
• On Twitter, Jello made a tier list of how well-liked in the fandom each character is, placing Car Crash in "These Are Giovanni's Boys"
• Car Crash is Jello's favorite Banzai Blaster.

Gallery

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