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TWO-LOWEEN, also known as the Halloween Special and the Unofficial Episode 7.5, is a script that Brendan Blaber wrote for Youmacon 2020 to be read by the cast of Epithet Erased. It is Non-Canon. This stream was deleted when Twitch banned Brendan forever for "fraud",[1] but was reuploaded by Brendan on Youtube.[2] Twitch would later unban Brendan and the twitch version would be restored.[Citation Needed]
Cast Members[edit | edit source]
- Dani Chambers as Molly Blyndeff
- Kyle Igneczi as Giovanni Potage
- Lindsay Sheppard as Mera Salamin and Stonk
- Anthony Sardinha as Indus Tarbella
- Siv Ryan as Bellatrix "Trixie" Roughhouse
- Zack Maher as Doctor Sylvester "Sylvie" Ashling
- Cyrus Rodas as Dark Star and Dr. Beefton
- Sandra Espinoza as Percival "Percy" King
- William T. Sopp as Ramsey Murdoch
- Dawn M. Bennett as Zora Salazar
- Oliver Tull as Arnold Markdown
- Justice Washington as Howie Honeyglow
- Marissa Lenti as Stink
- Jordan Dash Cruz as Howdy Morning
Unofficial Synopsis[edit | edit source]
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Plot[edit | edit source]
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Toy Emporium (Day)[edit | edit source]
TWO-LOWEEN starts off with Molly working at Blyndeff Toy Emporium, but on day she receives a mysterious letter from Giovanni. The letter is inviting her to come to a spooky Halloween party, but instead of it being on Halloween, it's on November the 1st because according to Giovanni "The REAL terror comes when you least expect it!". He also adds on that she can bring two guests but they have to have costumes, snacks and they need to be cool.
After reading the letter, Molly phones Sylvester (Sylvie) to see whether he would like to come. Cut to Sylvie who's sitting on a comfy chair and eating raisins, his landline phone rings and the metaphorical screen splits to show both Molly and Sylvester. Sylvie greets Molly by what he presumes is her full name aka "Margret" to which Molly explains that that's not her full name, Sylvester then asks what her full name is. Molly then sighs before having to tell him that her legal name is "Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-The-Day", Sylvie asks if she's joking, she is not and informs him that her sister's (Lorelai's) legal name is actually "Lorelinebacker" because her father wanted them to have creative names.
Sylvie is taken aback for a moment before Molly asks him if he wants to come to a Halloween party with her, she then adds on that she didn't have the chance to do anything for Halloween this year because she was too busy running the Toy Emporium. Sylvie laughs and says that he didn't do anything either, he instead watched the news and ate raisins like an adult but agrees to come, he then says that the graveyard was a good place for costumes (graveyard being a store) but then Molly asks why he knows so much about costume-stores if he dislikes Halloween. Sylvie stutters and says that "He's not the one who dresses his sheep up in baby costumes!" rather that she is, Molly gets confused before Sylvie says that she's breaking up which only confuses Molly even more.
Also Sylvie says that he has a learner's permit for driving, however he cannot drive multiple people to one place, but he has a bus-pass and says he can take Molly and someone else to the store if she wishes.
Molly thinks about inviting her friend Phoenica (Feenie) but decides against it due to Phoenica being afraid of Halloween decorations, she then messages a group chat that her, Bellatrix (Trixie) and Feenie talk to each-other in. Molly invites Trixie to come to the party with her, she explains that the letter is from the boss-guy he was telling Trixie about and that the sheep guy would be coming as well. Trixie asks if that's Feenie's new husband and says that she'll evaluate him for "Husband material", Molly responds that she will most definitely say no. Trixie then notes about how Feenie always disappears and jokingly says it's suspicious, Feenie then replies that that's not nice with her own custom sheep emoji to which Molly says that she's calling the cops, however, Trixie had already killed the cops in their imaginary story.
Graveyard Store (Day)[edit | edit source]
Cut to the graveyard-store where Trixie, Sylvester and Molly are now looking for costumes. Sylvie was dressed in a weird clump of styrofoam, Molly questioned as to what his costume is/was, Sylvie replied to her question, he was the electoral college. He went on to say that due to how terrible the system was that he thought it would be appropriate to dress as it for the party, Molly agreed as to how terrible it was.
Molly and Sylvie both stare at the metaphorical camera for 15 seconds before resuming back to normal.
After that, Molly and Trixie make their way over to one of the many costume aisles, where they find three familiar faces and one not-so familiar face stood next to an array of different clothes but unluckily for them (excluding one), they were all dressed in the same, boring prison uniform. It was no-other than Mera, Indus, Ramsey and their patrol officer, Percival King aka Percy. Percy remarks that Ramsey chose Mera and Indus as his two guests, he did not and, in fact, was forced by Mera to let them both come. Nevertheless, Percy thanks him. She then turns to the three and encourages them to pick a Halloween costume to spark some Halloween mirth, however, not too much mirth. Percy then sets an example for them, her costume aka the gum underneath someone's boot but she questions whether this is encouraging littering or that she is exhibiting too much mirth and thinks for awhile.
Whist Percy is thinking, Ramsey takes the time to find a pirate costume (Complete with eye-patch and parrot) and then put it on. Mera then sighs about how she just wanted to wear something pretty instead of a dinky little outfit and Indus then says that she is already pretty, which makes Mera blush.
Ramsey, being the rat-man he is, teases Mera for blushing. In response, Mera moves the eyepatch on Ramsey's face and puts it over his good eye, but Ramsey takes out his bad eye and bluffs out that he can still see her blushing. Mera is grossed out, rightfully so, and flings Ramsey's arm back, causing him to juggle his bad eye before putting it into his eyesocket.
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Canon Revelations[edit | edit source]
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TWO-LOWEEN revealed several things that have been confirmed canon to World of Epithet Erased.
- Stink has a friend named Stonk. Stonk is the "Skull-Shirt Kid" that appeared in "Quiet in the Museum!".
- Sylvester Ashling's worst fear is implied to be the electoral college.
- Mera Salamin is canonically a furry. She describes her fursona as "an adorable arctic fox named Gwennifer."
- Trixie Roughhouse is confirmed to be non-binary in this stream, and goes by she/they.
- It is revealed in this script that Molly Blyndeff and Lorelai Blyndeff's birth certificates have their "full" names on them - their father wanted his kids to have "unique" names that no one else had, so their mother picked out their nicknames and their father extended them to their full names. Molly's full name is "Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day" (According to the script, while Dani Chambers reads it as Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Way) and Lorelai's is "Lorelinebacker".
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Jello wrote the entire document in one sitting at about 2:00AM, hastily adding in characters as actors messaged him informing him they would like to participate in the performance. It was in one script with minimal or no editing.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Videos[edit | edit source]
| Official Youtube reupload | Original Twitch stream |
