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TWO-LOWEEN, also known as the Halloween Special and the Unofficial Episode 7.5, is a script that Brendan Blaber wrote for Youmacon 2020 to be read by the cast of Epithet Erased. It is Non-Canon. This stream was deleted when Twitch banned Brendan forever for "fraud",[1] but was reuploaded by Brendan on Youtube.[2] Twitch would later unban Brendan and the twitch version would be restored.[Citation Needed]
Cast Members
- Dani Chambers as Molly Blyndeff
- Kyle Igneczi as Giovanni Potage
- Lindsay Sheppard as Mera Salamin and Stonk
- Anthony Sardinha as Indus Tarbella
- Siv Ryan as Bellatrix "Trixie" Roughhouse
- Zack Maher as Doctor Sylvester "Sylvie" Ashling
- Cyrus Rodas as Dark Star and Dr. Beefton
- Sandra Espinoza as Percival "Percy" King
- William T. Sopp as Ramsey Murdoch
- Dawn M. Bennett as Zora Salazar
- Oliver Tull as Arnold Markdown
- Justice Washington as Howie Honeyglow
- Marissa Lenti as Stink
- Jordan Dash Cruz as Howdy Morning
Unofficial Synopsis
to be added
Plot
Toy Emporium (Day)
While sorting through mail, Molly finds a letter from Giovanni inviting her to a Halloween party, but instead of it being on Halloween day, the party's on November the 1st because according to Giovanni "The REAL terror comes when you least expect it!". Giovanni also adds that she can bring up to two additional guest, but they need to bring snacks, be in costume, and they need to be cool.
After reading the invite, Molly calls Sylvester (Sylvie) to see if he would like to come. Sylvie picks up his phone and greets Molly, referring to her as "Margret" presuming that is her full name, to which Molly explains that it is not. Sylvie then asks what her full name is. Molly sighs before telling Sylvie that her legal name is "Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-The-Way". She also informs Sylvie that her sister's (Lorelai's) name is "Lorelinebacker", because her father wanted them to have creative names.
Sylvie is taken aback for a moment before Molly asks him if he would like to come to the Halloween party with her, mentioning that she didn't go trick-or-treating. Sylvie, mistaking her comment for her not liking Halloween, says that he also doesn't like trick-or-treating and that "[It's] for little kids!". After Molly stated that she wanted to invite Sylvie, he quickly changes his mind and states he would like to come. He then says that the Graveyard (the store) is a good place for costumes, but then Molly asks why he knows so much about costume-stores if he dislikes Halloween. Sylvie stutters and says that "I don't dress up my sheep in baby-sized costumes and then play DND with them, you do that!". Molly gets confused before Sylvie says that her connection is breaking up, which only confuses Molly more.
Molly also wants to invites Bellatrix (Trixie), so she messages a group chat with Trixie and Pheonica inviting Trixie to come to the party with her. Molly asks Trixie if she needs a costume from the Graveyard Store, to which they say yes. After discussing what to wear, Pheonica starts typing in the group chat. Trixie and Molly tease Pheonica, asking her for a souvenir and calling her a spy. Molly messages Trixie that she and Sylvie are coming to pick them up, and Trixie gets ready to meet them.
Graveyard Store (Day)
Ramsey, Mera and Indus are shopping for costumes at the Graveyard Store for the Halloween party, accompanied by Percival (Percy) as their parole officer. Percy remarks that Ramsey was nice for choosing Mera and Indus as his two guests, to which Ramsey states that he was forced to bring them or else Indus would beat him up. Nevertheless, Percy thanks him. She then turns to the three and encourages them to pick a Halloween costume to spark some Halloween mirth, however, for it to have not too much mirth. Percy then sets an example for them, with her costume being the gum underneath someone's boot, but she questions whether this is encouraging littering or that she is exhibiting too much mirth.
Whist Percy is thinking, Ramsey takes the time to find a pirate costume. Mera then sighs about how she just wanted to wear something pretty instead of a dinky little outfit and Indus then says that she is already pretty, which makes Mera blush. Ramsey teases Mera for blushing, asking why she is purple. He mentions that he does art commissions online and that there is a whole sub-genre of people who like the color purple. Mera becomes flustered, but nevertheless whispers to Ramsey asking how much the commissions are. Ramsey continues pestering Mera and asks if she has a fursona, prompting him to draw Indus as a clownfish and Mera as an urchin. Mera stutters, revealing that she has a fursona of an arctic fox named Gwennifer. Ramsey shows Mera the drawing, depicting Indus's body with an entire clownfish as a head with Mera as an urchin cradled in his arms. Suddenly, Stink and Stonk run into them, disrupting their conversation.
In the next aisle over, Stink and Stonk runs into Molly and Trixie. Stink and Stonk asks why Molly and Trixie are there, in which they reply they are looking for costumes. Trixie mentions that they don't have much money, to which Molly gets an idea to con Stink and Stonk out of their money. Molly offers Stink and Stonk an empty jar of imaginary "cooties" to help with their pranking. Molly convinces Stink and Stonk that cooties are only visible to girls, and that if you get them on you, you can never get them off. Trixie offers her cooties for $10 extra, to which Stink says that "[they're] non-binary! Only girls can have cooties!". Molly says that including regular cooties, Trixie has "them and they cooties", or "thooties", mentioning that they are rarer and much more powerful than regular cooties. This convinces Stink and Stonk, to which they pay $50 for the cooties, allowing Molly and Trixie to buy costumes.
Sylvie enters the aisle with a costume of the electoral college, represented by a gerrymandered voting district. Sylvie goes on to say that due to how terrible the system was that he thought it would be appropriate to dress as it for the party, Molly agrees to how terrible it was. Molly and Sylvie both stare at the metaphorical camera for 5 seconds.
Meanwhile, Ramsey, Mera, Indus and Percy goes up to the cash register, where they meet Arnold. Ramsey is surprised, asking why Arnold's there, with Percy answering that they're having Arnold work retail as apart of his rehabilitation program. Arnold sulks about how he has to work and how he has to watch people not use coupons while checking out.
Outside the party house (Night)
Percy, Ramsey, Indus and Mera exit a police vehicle as they prepare to enter. Dark Star is standing outside, checking people into the party. Upon seeing Indus's costume of a Finding Nemo outfit without his shirt on, Dark Star doesn't allow them to enter due to the "no nudity" policy. After Mera reminds Dark Star she beat him up at the Sweet Jazz Museum, Dark Star lets all but Percy in because she is not on the list. Percy mentions that she is legally obligated to be there because she is their parole officer. Dark Star calls Giovanni, which upon seeing Percy lets her bypass the rule because of her cool outfit, mistaking her police uniform as her costume.
Sylvie, Molly and Trixie arrive to the front door. Giovanni meets up with Molly, hugging her. Sylvie insults Giovanni, to which Giovanni insults him back. Sylvie says that he is Molly's plus one, to which Giovanni gets upset, saying that she was supposed to bring someone "cool", and that Sylvie was not cool. After bickering back and forth, Sylvie gets so enraged that he transforms into Dr. Beefton, leaving Dark Star to fight him.
Inside the party, Ramsey hears the voice of Zora. Ramsey, surprised, asks Zora why would she ever be invited. Zora recounts that she was squatting at the abandoned house, eventually waking up to the party. Ramsey says that she is not allowed at the party because she is not in costume. Zora replies that she is in costume as a cowboy. Rasmey infers that because she is in costume, she is not a real cowboy. Irritated, Zora grabs Ramsey by the collar, which prompts Ramsey to call Percy for help. As Percy comes in, Zora lies about her identity, saying that her costume is a Zora Salazar costume. Percy believes this, leaving Zora and Ramsey be, with the camera following Percy and the screams of Ramsey can be heard.
Percy goes up to a person with the costume of a giant bee. The bee faces Percy, where it's revealed to be Howie. They exchange japes, where they have a conversation. Howie came to the party upon hearing it was at an abandoned house, wanting to fix all the bad infrastructure. He also speaks of why he's dressed up as a bee, because he respects them.
Suddenly, in an explosion, Howdy Morning bursts into the house naked, exclaiming "HAPPY TWO-LOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!", disrupting the party. Howdy exclaims to his cat to "party!", as the story abruptly ends.
Canon Revelations
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TWO-LOWEEN revealed several things that have been confirmed canon to World of Epithet Erased.
- Stink has a friend named Stonk. Stonk is the "Skull-Shirt Kid" that appeared in "Quiet in the Museum!".
- Sylvester Ashling's worst fear is implied to be the electoral college.
- Mera Salamin is canonically a furry. She describes her fursona as "an adorable arctic fox named Gwennifer."
- Trixie Roughhouse is confirmed to be non-binary in this stream, and goes by she/they.
- It is revealed in this script that Molly Blyndeff and Lorelai Blyndeff's birth certificates have their "full" names on them - their father wanted his kids to have "unique" names that no one else had, so their mother picked out their nicknames and their father extended them to their full names. Molly's full name is "Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day" (According to the script, while Dani Chambers reads it as Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Way) and Lorelai's is "Lorelinebacker".
Trivia
- Jello wrote the entire document in one sitting at about 2:00AM, hastily adding in characters as actors messaged him informing him they would like to participate in the performance. It was in one script with minimal or no editing.
Gallery
Videos
| Official Youtube reupload | Original Twitch stream |
