Howdy Morning

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“	I used to be a government experiment!	”
—Howdy Morning, "All's Well That Ends Well"

Howdy Morning is the bartender of a tavern in Redwood Run. He owns a cat, and a gun that fires Spell 'Em Up Soup. He assisted Percival King and Ramsey Murdoch in fighting the Banzai Blasters while they were at his tavern.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

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Personality[edit | edit source]

Howdy Morning is erratic, unpredictable, and an honest-to-god loon. He has terrible memory, terrible (if not nonfunctional) senses, and is very prone to violence. The only thing he seems to have adept memory of is the food specials at his bar.

History[edit | edit source]

Past[edit | edit source]

At some point in his past, he partook in a government experiment. He lived in the woods before the tavern was built around him.^[2] At some point, he became its bartender and was joined by a cat.^[3]^[4]

Western Arc[edit | edit source]

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Non-Canon[edit | edit source]

TWO-LOWEEN[edit | edit source]

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Relationships[edit | edit source]

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Abilities[edit | edit source]

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Equipment[edit | edit source]

Shotgun: to be added

Trivia[edit | edit source]

He has partaken in a government experiment before, a side effect of which is his genitalia being pixelated.^[5]
He is completely blind but this does not make him innocuous.
He might have trained his cat to use a gun.
The ghost of his hat still haunts him.
No one knows what country he is from.^[6]
His Height is 5'8".^[1]
His birthday is July 4.^[1] This means he is a Cancer. It is also the American Impendence Day.
He has A LOT of energy.^[1]
His favorite animal is the racoon.^[1]
His favorite food is beans^[1]
He likes standing outside his diner all night with a loaded gun and not sleeping.^[1]
On Twitter, Jello made a tier list of how well liked in the fandom each character is, placing Howdy in "Mid"^[7]
On Twitter, Jello revealed he was sent a set of teas inspired by characters from Epithet Erased.^[8] While not pictured, Howdy was apart of the set, with a pu-erh Dante, maple creme oolong, and rooibos cinnamon apple tea titled "How-tea Morning". It had the caption "The Anise Bits In The Tea Remind Him Of Tiny Teeth!"^[9]