Martin Blyndeff

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Martin Blyndeff
Nickname(s)	Marty
Statistics
Age	40
Gender	Male
Epithet	(Mundie)
Stamina	★★★ (3)
Proficiency	★★ (2)
Creativity	★★★★★ (5)
Professional Status
Affiliation(s)	Blyndeff Toy Emporium
Occupation(s)	Toy Maker
Personal Status
Relatives	Calliope Blyndeff (Wife; Deceased) Molly Blyndeff (Daughter) Lorelai Blyndeff (Daughter)
Media
Voice Actor	Jay Preston
First Appearance	Quiet in the Museum!

Martin Blyndeff is the father of Molly Blyndeff and Lorelai Blyndeff, and the widowed husband of the late Calliope Blyndeff.

Physical Appearance

Martin is a middle-aged man with blonde hair and stars in his beard.

He wears a green Hawaiian shirt paired with his god awful khakis, he also wears this with a bear key-chain attached to his belt.

Personality

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Martin is shown to be childish, irresponsible and unfit to be a parent. He volunteered to be chaperone of the Trip to the Sweet Jazz City Museum and allowed the children to mess with the artifacts, further emphasizing his irresponsibility. He is even forgetful and negligent enough to forget to lock the door of his house and forgot Molly at the museum when she fell asleep due to Sylvie's sand.

History

Past

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On March 23, Martin Blyndeff was born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.

He would at some point marry Calliope Blyndeff.

Due to wanting his kids to have "unique names" he had his wife pick the nicknames while he picked the full names, which were both ridiculous.

Her father had managed to work out a system with her school where she worked even days and her sister went on odd ones.

One time Molly came home to find her father had bought a giant sized kiddy pool and several expensive pool toys that. He was about to fill it up but he forgot the water bill. Now they occupy 90% of the floorspace.

Phoenica Fleecity has attempted to gift money to Martin Blyndeff but after a couple early attempts the bank refuses to give him money.

"Museum Arc"

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Prison of Plastic

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Non-Canon

That Beautiful Sound Cover

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Molly has had ENOUGH

Martin Blyndeff asks Molly Blyndeff if she is "working hard or hardly working" causing Molly to go on a rant about how Martin isn't funny and how she has never heard him say "thank you," as he rapidly looks around.

Relationships

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Molly Blyndeff

Molly is Martin's youngest daughter. Martin has been shown to be a very awful and negligent parent, taking Molly's phone to play video games, forgetting her while leaving the museum, and making her stay night shifts at the toy store.

Lorelai Blyndeff

Lorelai is Martin's oldest daughter. Compared to his treatment for Molly, Martin shows more favoritism towards Lorelai, always leniently letting her indulge and immerse in her own created worlds with her Epithet so she can flex with her creativity. He also sides with her arguments half the time. However, his bias towards her has subsequently enabled her bratty and irresponsible behavior.

Calliope Blyndeff

Calliope was Martin's wife. Not much is known about their relationship, but it had been hinted that despite his own irresponsibility and laziness, their marriage had been a happy one. Due to them being foils of each other, their marriage and parenting was nicely balanced.

However, after her death, he, so far, seems almost unaffected by her death.

Abilities

Skillset

• Toy-Maker: Martin is able to create toys, often based off his daughter's creations.

Equipment

• Phone: to be added

Trivia

• Martin has always been a bad dad, but back when his wife who was a hard-worker could manage to balance his laziness out, things were much better.
• He always embarrasses his kids in restaurants.^{[Citation Needed]}
• His height is 5'8".
• His birthday is March 23.
• His favorite animal is the Sun Bear.
• His favorite food is frosting.
• He likes, games, schematics, and playing "just one more level!".
• He has self-proclaimed himself to be "great at parties".
  • He will tell his daughters to make the cake for the party, and then eat it all.
• On Twitter, Jello made a tier list of how well liked in the fandom each character is, placing Martin in "Martin Blyndeff", the lowest tier.
• On Twitter, Jello made a tier list of Stardew Valley spouses, Martin being paired with leah because " "I too am an artist with zero business sense!" "They die poor together." "

Gallery

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