Banzai Blasters

“	Arnold: Villainy is a dog-eat-dog world, little boy. You gotta be cutthroat to survive! That's why every moron stays a minion, and the people with any REAL value move up! Bugsy: That's how it is all the way to the Tippy-top of the pyramid scheme!	”
—"Redwood Run"

The Banzai Blasters are an infamous criminal organization in Sweet Jazz City that runs on a pyramid scheme.

Ranks

Banzai Blaster

Banzai “Blaster” is the lowest rank that someone can be in the organization. At first, you’re just a generic grunt in the generic uniform (ex: Ben). Once you’ve done something cool enough to make you stand out, you get a nickname and you’re allowed to customize your costume a little bit (ex: Car Crash). Anyone who wants to become a blaster has to pay $49.99 a month (plus tax).

Banzai Captains

Banzai Captains, like Giovanni, get to lead missions and get to add one big accessory to their outfit along with a few other subtle changes. Giovanni, for example, added a cape.

Banzai Vice Principal

Banzai Vice-Principals get multiple benefits such as even more customization options and silly cartoon gloves (ex: Arnold & Bugsy). Vice Principals come in pairs but only one of them is ever able to rank up. This is apparently done to encourage infighting.

Banzai Associate Justice

TBA

Banzai Valedictorian

TBA

Banzai Senpai

TBA

Banzai Baron

Supposed leaders of the Banzai Blasters.

Members

Banzai Blasters

• Flamethrower
• Car Crash
• Ben
• Crusher
• Spike
• Dark Star

Banzai Captains

• Giovanni Potage (formerly)

Banzai Vice Principals

• Bugsy Pugsler
• Arnold Markdown

Gallery

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  Trivia 1

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  Trivia 2

• Turnarounds

  Turnarounds

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  Jenny, Jen and Niffer

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  Bugsy and Arnold

• Niffer and Jenny sketches by @_Serinaaa_

  Niffer and Jenny sketches by @_Serinaaa_

Portraits

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  Ben's overhead map icon.

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  Crusher's overhead map icon.

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  Car Crash's overhead map icon.

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  Dark Star's overhead map icon.

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  Flamethrower's overhead map icon.

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  Spike's overhead map icon.

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  Jenny's overhead map icon.

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  Jen's overhead map icon.

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  Niffer's overhead map icon.

Trivia

• The "W"s on the Banzai Blasters' uniforms are actually confirmed to be sideways "B"s for Banzai.
• Three of the Banzai Blasters seen in the "Western Arc" are a Heathers reference.
  • Since all three of them are named Jennifer, the crew goes with their nicknames Jenny, Jen and Niffer respectively.
  • JelloApocalypse said that the blonde Jennifer is his favorite, despite the fact that she "absolutely doesn't matter and doesn't have a name".
• The Banzai Blasters were heavily influenced by Team Rocket and Giovanni's pink hair was inspired by the team's grunts having pink hair.
  • The Banzai Blasters were also named after the Bushido Blasters from Girlchan in Paradise!!.
• If one of Giovanni's boys mentioned that they didn’t like being called a "Boy" he’d stop, but to him "MY BOYS" is a gender-neutral term, hence why he calls Molly and Spike boys.
• Jello imagines that the Banzai Blasters have a small unit who goes around and shakes down members for late fees, but that probably only happens if you’re at Captain rank or higher.
• There are so many low-ranking Banzai Blasters that Jello doesn’t really think they care if they stop paying and fall off the map.
• People solely join this organization because they are idiots.
• The higher the rank, the nastier and more dangerous a Banzai member is.
• If the Banzai Blasters were a group of villains from a Pokémon game, they would use Falinks as the grunts' main Pokémon.
• Jello stated that male Banzai Blasters uses the generic model of Ben.