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RAMSEY + FEENIE DOLLS is a commercial for the release of Ramsey and Feenie Dolls known as the Gold Collection.
Synopsis[edit | edit source]
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Plot[edit | edit source]
A Phoenica Fleecity doll pops up and says that after spending the past 6 months crying because Molly Blyndeff and Trixie Roughhouse didn't invite her to be a marketable plushie with them, she hires a "professional director" to help her. Ramsey Murdoch hands her his credentials and she reads them out loud, but he quickly realizes this is his incriminating evidence, quickly taking it back. She asks if money laundering is the same as forgetting to take her thousand dollar bill out of her dress in the laundry. Which he says that it is. He then says on an unrelated note his directory has doubled, Feenie responds that must mean he is twice as good.
An Announcer begins showing off the dolls, and saying words before Ramsey interjects saying how legit this is. They begin talking about how it only costs the low-low price of MONEY and how that is so much CHEAPER then she thought. Ramsey then presents a witness testimony, at first presenting the wrong one before he realize and cuts him off. Feenie with a fake mustache as the correct person for their testimony, claiming to have lost weight and achieved a boy and/or girlfriend since she brought these dolls. They begin showing off more features before Ramsey points out they are as good as gold, before a voice-over points out that he is wanted in four counties for various crimes. Ramsey then asks why he put that in his commercial.
Cast[edit | edit source]
See also: RAMSEY + FEENIE DOLLS/Credits
- Bryn Apprill as Phoenica Fleecity
- William T. Topp as Ramsey Murdoch
- Gianni Matragrano as Announcer/Man
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Trivia[edit | edit source]
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