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An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby also known as Giovanni Lullaby is a song in which Giovanni Potage sings to Molly Blyndeff. It was produced because the Prison of Plastic Kickstarter reached $250K.[1]
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
..Boss?
Would you sing to help me sleep?
Oh! Sure!
I mean...
I guess that I can sing a little lullaby...
An itty bitty evil little lullaby
I'll rock you to sleep
With my earthquake machine...
As all of the passersby scream:
WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Heh >:)
I guess that I could sing a little shoo-bee-dop
A rock or pop or country bop and never stop
Protect you from heat with a freeze ray (or beam)
And all of the victims will SCREAM!!
Ha hah!
Well they'll try, but they're frozen, so they can't- you get it :)
I need you to know that wherever you go
I'll protect you from pain rain or snow or heroes
And when you're alone just call me on the phone
And I'll loan you a clone or a drone or a goat!
And with a devil-horned mount
Who needs sheep you can count?
Make the goat GIANT-SIZED!
We'll take over the town!
With all of my boys
WE'LL ELIMINATE NOISE
With our doomsday machine and our GIANT-SIZED TOYS!
Molly:
Boss.
Giovanni:
Huh?!
Oh, right. This is supposed to be a lullaby.
Sorry!
Uh... Hmm...
This time I'll try my best and I'll be quieter
Maintain a volume lower than a rioter
With my dulcet tones
You can rest all your bones...
Unless they pop out as a SKELETON!
And that skelly-gal will do a little skelly-dance
And next she'll find a partner for some nec-romance
Molly:
No.
Giovanni:
Okay.
(The skelly-gal will do a little skelly-dance...)
A corpse performin' choreo that's quite advanced~!
She'll wiggle her hips and her xylophone ribs
And summon the APOCALYPSE
Molly:
Better :)
Giovanni:
I need you to know that wherever you go
I'll protect you from pain rain or snow or heroes
And though you're just bone there's no need to bemoan,
I'm a gravestone away I'm your wraith chaperone
And with our powers combined who knows what we may find?
Might just be so inclined to take over their minds!
They'll all join the chant!
Evil pawns
Evil Plans
We could crush them like ants!
Molly:
>:|
Giovanni:
But we shan't v_v
Because...
Rest must come first or else evil can't prosper
You gotta take care of the minions you foster
Dollars on burlap
For crimes we've committed
That sack's for tomorrow,
Tonight you just hit it
Forty winks in the night
Forty thieves the next day
The only assault that you hit is the hay
You're guilty of tired
You won't be acquitted
Get all bundled up in this blanket I knitted...
Molly:
Zzz...
Suhkadda zeh fais...
Skeleton...
Giovanni:
Goodnight, Bear Trap.
Production[edit | edit source]
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- November 28, 2021 - Giovanni Lullaby was added as stretch goal of $250K to the Prison of Plastic Kickstarter.[2]
- December 26, 2021 - The Prison of Plastic Kickstarter finished with Giovanni Lullaby's stretch goal of $250K being met[3]
- May 30, 2021 - On Twitter, it was announced that it had started production but due to Plasterbrain, the composer, being busy with composing for the Prison of Plastic Audiobook, its production was stalled.[4][5]
- January 11, 2025 - The song was officially released.[6]
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References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Prison of Plastic Kickstarter
- ↑ Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic on Kicktraq
- ↑ Prison Plastic Kickstarter - Update #2
- ↑ Mundie Monday (1) - 5/30/22 - Epithet Erased on Twitter
- ↑ Mundie Monday (8) - 5/30/22 - Epithet Erased on Twitter
- ↑ Epithet Erased - "An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby" (Lyric Video) on Youtube
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