TWO-LOWEEN, also known as the Halloween Special and the Unofficial Episode 7.5, is a script that jelloapocalypse wrote for Youmacon 2020 to be read by the cast of Epithet Erased.
Synopsis
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Plot
TWO-LOWEEN starts off with Molly working at Blyndeff Toy Emporium, but on day she receives a mysterious letter from Giovanni. The letter is inviting her to come to a spooky Halloween party, but instead of it being on Halloween, it's on November the 1st because according to Giovanni "The REAL terror comes when you least expect it!". He also adds on that she can bring two guests but they have to have snacks and be cool. (No peanuts though.)
After reading the letter, Molly phones Sylvester to see whether he would like to come. Cut to Sylvie who's sitting on a comfy chair and eating raisins, his landline phone rings and the metaphorical screen splits to show both Molly and Sylvester. Sylvie greets Molly by what he presumes is her full name aka "Margret" to which Molly explains that that's not her full name, Sylvester then asks what her full name is. Molly then sighs before having to tell him that her legal name is "Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-The-Day", Sylvie asks if she's joking, she is not and informs him that her sister's (Lorelei's) legal name is actually Lorelinebacker because her father wanted them to have creative names.
Sylvie is taken aback for a moment before Molly asks him if he wants to come to a Halloween party with her, she then adds on that she didn't have the chance to do anything for Halloween this year because she was too busy running the Toy Emporium. Sylvie laughs and says that he didn't do anything either, he instead watched the news and ate raisins like an adult but agrees to come, he then says that the graveyard was a good place for costumes (graveyard being a store) but then Molly asks why he knows so much about costume-stores if he dislikes Halloween. Sylvie stutters and says that "He's not the one who dresses his sheep up in baby costumes!" rather that she is, Molly gets confused before Sylvie says that she's breaking up which only confuses Molly even more.
Molly thinks about inviting her friend Phoenica (Feenie) but decides against it due to Phoenica being afraid of Halloween decorations, she then messages a group chat that her, Bellatrix (Trixie) and Feenie talk to each-other in. Molly invites Trixie to come to the party with her, she explains that the letter is from the boss-guy he was telling Trixie about and that the sheep guy would be coming as well. Trixie asks if that's Feenie's new husband and says that she'll evaluate him for "Husband material", Molly responds that she will most definitely say no.
Trivia
- Stink has a friend named Stonk. Stonk is "Skull-Shirt Kid".
- Sylvie's worst fear is implied to be the electoral college.
- Mera is canonically a furry. She describes her fursona as "an adorable arctic fox named Gwennifer."
- Trixie is confirmed to be non-binary in this stream, and goes by she/they.
- It is revealed in this script that Molly and Lorelai's birth certificates have their "full" names on them - their father wanted his kids to have "unique" names that no one else had, so their mother picked out their nicknames and their father extended them to their full names. Molly's full name is "Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day" and Lorelai's is "Lorelinebacker".
External Links
- Cast Reading: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/789201887?t=00h25m38s
- Script: https://www.patreon.com/posts/epithet-erased-43426511
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Ramsey's drawing of Indus for Mera - art drawn by @beauhello
