Draft:Quiet in the Museum!/Transcript

NOTE: Taken from Epithet Wiki. Unfinished.

Speaker	Dialogue
The episode begins with Molly waking up, after sleeping for a long time in a museum.
MOLLY	Ah!
Molly stands up straight.
MOLLY	Hello? Hello!? Where did everybody go?
Molly enters another room of the museum, searching for people.
MOLLY	Dad? Hello?
The scene cuts to the dinosaur exhibit, where Molly is still searching for company.
MOLLY	Hellooooo?
We cut to the entrance of the museum in a tabletop format, where Molly can be seen walking in.
MOLLY	Wh... what time is it? The fieldtrip was supposed to end at four!
The camera zooms back into normal view.
MOLLY	Did he really leave without me? (sigh) I guess I'll call him...
She pats her pockets
MOLLY	...and he has my phone. Daaad... Oh! Maybe the receptionist's desk has one!
Molly rushes over to the receptionist's desk.
MOLLY	"Internal and emergency calls only..." (sigh...) I guess I'll just... walk home.
The camera goes back into tabletop view, and Molly walks towards the door, but is unable to open it.
MOLLY	Huh?
She pushes the door a few more times.
MOLLY	Why is it locked from the inside?
The camera zooms back into normal view again.
MOLLY	Oh no! This must be how they catch bad guys who come here to steal! I bet I already stepped on a bunch of security lasers! I'm a criminal! IT'S ALL OVER!!! Welp. Time to turn myself in.
Molly begins dialing numbers on the phone.
MOLLY	9... 1... 1!
Molly picks up the phone and holds it to her ear.
WOMAN ON THE PHONE	Hello, this is the cops.
MOLLY	Hi, I'd like to go to jail?
(Explosions!) (Sounds of glass breaking) Suddenly a group of yellow-clad thieves burst into the room.
GIOVANNI	(Evil laughter) Greetings, Sweet Jazz Museum! We're the BANZAI BLASTERS! And we're here to ROB YOU BLIND!!!
MOLLY	...could you hold please?
WOMAN ON THE PHONE	Okay!
(🎵 Title theme plays 🎵)
Earlier that day... in the daytime, in the museum, Molly's Dad is dancing
MOLLY	Dad... Dad! Dad!!!
Molly's Dad stops dancing.
MOLLY'S DAD	Uh huh? Yeah? What? What is it, Molly?
MOLLY	People are staring...
Pan out to show her class staring.
MOLLY'S DAD	Aw, c'mon! I'm just tryin' to JAZZ up the tour! This is Sweet Jazz City, after all! Put some pep in your step, (He begins Dancing again) With an EP-I-THET~! Yeah! ♪
MERA	Sir.
Pan over to Mera.
MERA	Your school only booked me for two hours. Can you PLEASE... quiet down?
Pan Over to Molly's Dad
MOLLY'S Dad	Ohoho, yeah! Sure thing! (Loudly) YOU GOT IT!!!
Pan Over to Mera, Kids turn to face her
MERA	(Inhales) OKAY
Mera starts walking to the right, the kids follow
MERA	Epithets! Rare Powers! Some people got em'! Some people don't!
they stop walking as Mera turns back to them, kids look bored
MERA