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An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby also known as Giovanni Lullaby is a song in which Giovanni Potage sings to Molly Blyndeff. It was produced because the Prison of Plastic Kickstarter reached $250K.^[1]

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Molly:

..Boss?

Would you sing to help me sleep?

Giovanni:

Oh! Sure!

I mean...

I guess that I can sing a little lullaby...

An itty bitty evil little lullaby

I'll rock you to sleep

With my earthquake machine...

As all of the passersby scream:

WE'RE GONNA DIE!

Heh >:)

I guess that I could sing a little shoo-bee-dop

A rock or pop or country bop and never stop

Protect you from heat with a freeze ray (or beam)

And all of the victims will SCREAM!!

Ha hah!

Well they'll try, but they're frozen, so they can't- you get it :)

I need you to know that wherever you go

I'll protect you from pain rain or snow or heroes

And when you're alone just call me on the phone

And I'll loan you a clone or a drone or a goat!

And with a devil-horned mount

Who needs sheep you can count?

Make the goat GIANT-SIZED!

We'll take over the town!

With all of my boys

WE'LL ELIMINATE NOISE

With our doomsday machine and our GIANT-SIZED TOYS!

Molly:

Boss.

Giovanni:

Huh?!

Oh, right. This is supposed to be a lullaby.

Sorry!

Uh... Hmm...

This time I'll try my best and I'll be quieter

Maintain a volume lower than a rioter

With my dulcet tones

You can rest all your bones...

Unless they pop out as a SKELETON!

And that skelly-gal will do a little skelly-dance

And next she'll find a partner for some nec-romance

Molly:

No.

Giovanni:

Okay.

(The skelly-gal will do a little skelly-dance...)

A corpse performin' choreo that's quite advanced~!

She'll wiggle her hips and her xylophone ribs

And summon the APOCALYPSE

Molly:

Better :)

Giovanni:

I need you to know that wherever you go

I'll protect you from pain rain or snow or heroes

And though you're just bone there's no need to bemoan,

I'm a gravestone away I'm your wraith chaperone

And with our powers combined who knows what we may find?

Might just be so inclined to take over their minds!

They'll all join the chant!

Evil pawns

Evil Plans

We could crush them like ants!

Molly:

>:|

Giovanni:

But we shan't v_v

Because...

Rest must come first or else evil can't prosper

You gotta take care of the minions you foster

Dollars on burlap

For crimes we've committed

That sack's for tomorrow,

Tonight you just hit it

Forty winks in the night

Forty thieves the next day

The only assault that you hit is the hay

You're guilty of tired

You won't be acquitted

Get all bundled up in this blanket I knitted...

Molly:

Zzz...

Suhkadda zeh fais...

Skeleton...

Giovanni:

Goodnight, Bear Trap.

Production[edit | edit source]

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November 28, 2021 - Giovanni Lullaby was added as stretch goal of $250K to the Prison of Plastic Kickstarter.^[2]
December 26, 2021 - The Prison of Plastic Kickstarter finished with Giovanni Lullaby's stretch goal of $250K being met^[3]
May 30, 2021 - On Twitter, it was announced that it had started production but due to Plasterbrain, the composer, being busy with composing for the Prison of Plastic Audiobook, its production was stalled.^[4]^[5]
January 11, 2025 - The song was officially released.^[6]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

to be added

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Images[edit | edit source]

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Videos[edit | edit source]

References[edit | edit source]

External Links[edit | edit source]

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[1] Prison of Plastic Kickstarter

[2] Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic on Kicktraq

[3] Prison Plastic Kickstarter - Update #2

[4] Mundie Monday (1) - 5/30/22 - Epithet Erased on Twitter

[5] Mundie Monday (8) - 5/30/22 - Epithet Erased on Twitter

[6] Epithet Erased - "An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby" (Lyric Video) on Youtube

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-{{Song_Infobox|apperences=N/A|writer=''to be added''|singer=''to be added''|strech_goal=$FUNDED$ ($250K)}}'''Giovanni Lullaby''' is an upcoming song in which [[Giovanni Potage|Giovanni]] sings to [[Molly Blyndeff|Molly]]. It will be produced because the [[Prison of Plastic]] Kickstarter reached $250K.<ref>[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic Kickstarter]</ref>
+{{Stub}}
+{{Song_Infobox
+|image1=An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby.jpg
+|strech_goal=$FUNDED$ ($250K)
+|writer=[[Brendan Blaber]]
+|singer=[[Kyle Igneczi]]<br>[[Dani Chambers]]
+}}
+'''An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby''' also known as '''Giovanni Lullaby''' is a song in which [[Giovanni Potage]] sings to [[Molly Blyndeff]]. It was  produced because the [[Prison of Plastic/Kickstarter|Prison of Plastic Kickstarter]] reached $250K.<ref>[[Prison of Plastic/Kickstarter|Prison of Plastic Kickstarter]]</ref>
-== Lyrics ==
+==Lyrics==
-to be added
+[[Molly Blyndeff|Molly]]:
-== Production ==
+..Boss?
-*November 28, 2021 - Giovanni Lullaby was added as stretch goal of $250K to the [[Prison of Plastic]] Kickstarter.<ref>https://twitter.com/BrendanBlaber/status/1465067531278893070</ref>
+Would you sing to help me sleep?
+[[Giovanni Potage|Giovanni]]:
+Oh! Sure!
+I mean...
+I guess that I can sing a little lullaby...
+An itty bitty evil little lullaby
+I'll rock you to sleep
+With my earthquake machine...
+As all of the passersby scream:
+WE'RE GONNA DIE!
+Heh >:)
+I guess that I could sing a little shoo-bee-dop
+A rock or pop or country bop and never stop
+Protect you from heat with a freeze ray (or beam)
+And all of the victims will SCREAM!!
+Ha hah!
+Well they'll try, but they're frozen, so they can't- you get it :)
+I need you to know that wherever you go
+I'll protect you from pain rain or snow or heroes
+And when you're alone just call me on the phone
+And I'll loan you a clone or a drone or a goat!
+And with a devil-horned mount
+Who needs sheep you can count?
+Make the goat GIANT-SIZED!
+We'll take over the town!
+With all of my boys
+WE'LL ELIMINATE NOISE
+With our doomsday machine and our GIANT-SIZED TOYS!
+Molly:
+Boss.
+Giovanni:
+Huh?!
+Oh, right. This is supposed to be a lullaby.
+Sorry!
+Uh... Hmm...
+This time I'll try my best and I'll be quieter
+Maintain a volume lower than a rioter
+With my dulcet tones
+You can rest all your bones...
+Unless they pop out as a SKELETON!
+And that skelly-gal will do a little skelly-dance
+And next she'll find a partner for some nec-romance
+Molly:
+No.
+Giovanni:
+Okay.
+(The skelly-gal will do a little skelly-dance...)
+A corpse performin' choreo that's quite advanced~!
+She'll wiggle her hips and her xylophone ribs
+And summon the APOCALYPSE
+Molly:
+Better :)
+Giovanni:
+I need you to know that wherever you go
+I'll protect you from pain rain or snow or heroes
+And though you're just bone there's no need to bemoan,
+I'm a gravestone away I'm your wraith chaperone
+And with our powers combined who knows what we may find?
+Might just be so inclined to take over their minds!
+They'll all join the chant!
+Evil pawns
+Evil Plans
+We could crush them like ants!
+Molly:
+>:|
+Giovanni:
+But we shan't v_v
+Because...
+Rest must come first or else evil can't prosper
+You gotta take care of the minions you foster
+Dollars on burlap
+For crimes we've committed
+That sack's for tomorrow,
+Tonight you just hit it
+Forty winks in the night
+Forty thieves the next day
+The only assault that you hit is the hay
+You're guilty of tired
+You won't be acquitted
+Get all bundled up in this blanket I knitted...
+Molly:
+Zzz...
+Suhkadda zeh fais...
+Skeleton...
+Giovanni:
+Goodnight, Bear Trap.
+==Production==
+{{Expand}}
+*November 28, 2021 - Giovanni Lullaby was added as stretch goal of $250K to the [[Prison of Plastic/Kickstarter|Prison of Plastic Kickstarter]].<ref>[https://www.kicktraq.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic/ Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic on Kicktraq]</ref>
 *December 26, 2021 - The Prison of Plastic Kickstarter finished with Giovanni Lullaby's stretch goal of $250K being met<ref>[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic/posts/3394109 Prison Plastic Kickstarter - Update #2]</ref>
-== References ==
+*May 30, 2021 - On Twitter, it was announced that it had started production but due to Plasterbrain, the composer, being busy with composing for the [[Prison of Plastic]] Audiobook, its production was stalled.<ref>[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1531377389611036672 Mundie Monday (1) - 5/30/22 - Epithet Erased on Twitter]</ref><ref>[https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1531379544078266368 Mundie Monday (8) - 5/30/22 - Epithet Erased on Twitter]</ref>
-<references />
+*January 11, 2025 - The song was officially released.<ref>[https://youtu.be/Da9j8mopGMQ?si=tH7J3arb2ZtxyG38 Epithet Erased - "An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby" (Lyric Video) on Youtube]</ref>
+==Trivia==
+''to be added''
+==Gallery==
+===Images===
+<gallery>
+An Itty Bitty Evil Little Lullaby.jpg|Thumbnail
+Kickstarter Goals 2 V1.png
+Kickstarter Goals 2 V2.png
+</gallery>
+===Videos===
+{{#ev:youtube|Da9j8mopGMQ|300}}
+==References==
+<references/>
+==External Links==
+{{Expand}}
+*{{Youtube|1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da9j8mopGMQ}}
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