NOTE: Taken from Epithet Wiki. Unfinished.
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| The episode begins with Molly waking up, after sleeping for a long time in a museum. | |
| MOLLY | Ah! |
| Molly stands up straight. | |
| MOLLY | Hello? Hello!? Where did everybody go? |
| Molly enters another room of the museum, searching for people. | |
| MOLLY | Dad? Hello? |
| The scene cuts to the dinosaur exhibit, where Molly is still searching for company. | |
| MOLLY | Hellooooo? |
| We cut to the entrance of the museum in a tabletop format, where Molly can be seen walking in. | |
| MOLLY | Wh... what time is it? The fieldtrip was supposed to end at four! |
| The camera zooms back into normal view. | |
| MOLLY | Did he really leave without me? (sigh) I guess I'll call him... |
| She pats her pockets | |
| MOLLY | ...and he has my phone. Daaad... Oh! Maybe the receptionist's desk has one! |
| Molly rushes over to the receptionist's desk. | |
| MOLLY | "Internal and emergency calls only..." (sigh...) I guess I'll just... walk home. |
| The camera goes back into tabletop view, and Molly walks towards the door, but is unable to open it. | |
| MOLLY | Huh? |
| She pushes the door a few more times. | |
| MOLLY | Why is it locked from the inside? |
| The camera zooms back into normal view again. | |
| MOLLY | Oh no! This must be how they catch bad guys who come here to steal! I bet I already stepped on a bunch of security lasers! I'm a criminal! IT'S ALL OVER!!! Welp. Time to turn myself in. |
| Molly begins dialing numbers on the phone. | |
| MOLLY | 9... 1... 1! |
| Molly picks up the phone and holds it to her ear. | |
| PERCY | Hello, this is the cops. |
| MOLLY | Hi, I'd like to go to jail? |
| (Explosions!) (Sounds of glass breaking) Suddenly a group of yellow-clad thieves burst into the room. | |
| GIOVANNI | (Evil laughter) Greetings, Sweet Jazz Museum! We're the BANZAI BLASTERS! And we're here to ROB YOU BLIND!!! |
| MOLLY | ...could you hold please? |
| PERCY | Okay! |
| (🎵 Title theme plays 🎵) | |